h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and here I'd kindly, thoughtfully, consideratedly stopeed referring to you as 'spliff'....

"what do you think he looks like?"

Well, I laughed, even though I'd no idea what you meant!

Ah-ha! I gotcha... the ol' handle thing, eh? I guess it was a bit of a liberty, but I didn't think you'd feel bad about it.

feel free to 'spliff' me, anytime.

"(tonsil revenge)He's exactly what you'd imagine when you think of that screen name. Now, tell me, what *do* you imagine when someone says, "(tonsil (revenge)"? "



I live with Tonsil Revenge. He's in my face everyday, in the form of that stupid novel.
I can barely imagine what he looks like.
But I know he's a bit taller than me and they don't ask him to wear a bib when he goes out to eat...
but they do ask him to comb out his beard...