h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is where all the economic and business dissions take place, please register your company, business ventures and full year pre-tax profits and I'll stick you a couple of values!!!

SheepCorp Enterprises - a conglomerate corporation which specializes in building Windmills, selling shower curtains, hostile takeovers of thousands of small gardening stores and consumer testing. We also have a small department dedicated to walking into telemarketer's and spammer's offices and slapping them, based on our customer's need and a small fee.

This year's profit? Cooked or Uncooked? Cooked, it's 60 million dollars. Uncooked, suffice to say, has an... ahem... significantly lower profit value

Alright according to the current exchange rate there is...err...no terranic currency, anyway here is your index.

1) SheepCorp Enterprises 8.57 ^99999999...% - divi $0.07

*drives over to computer dimping cig out in water cooler and sparking another up* *imputs a few commands sending everything but Venuzian Coffee spiraling down in value and then sell my shares once Venuzian coffee peaks....* *sparks another cig up and leaves spraying bright blamonge with hellfire red pattern behind me*

Oh no, they've killed the market, quick is there an accountant in the building???

Are we making any money here?

We would do if some companies proclaimed their taxable profits or if we had any !!!