h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yay!

i don't know who to vote for, none of the canidates were particularly impressive. Actualy the only one who really seemed to care that much was spook. I was gonna vote for you, JJ, but you had to go and stop running. Now who's going to found the anarchists?

Right I've voted now.

i am skullock. i'm gonna give you anarchists your whole section of terrania where there will be anarchy. i am planning to have a council of representatives to all major groups, then provide for each of them using terrnia, while having a major living area where all may live and have veryig things upon.

spook

There's me thinking you were spook!

- i knew there was a reason u were part of TEA and that i requested u be part of my regiment when the terranic army is separated into threee regiments.

spook

it Skull, I've already voted!

How /dare/ you create an anarchis front /after/ I've voted! You jerk.

I'll help ya out with your campaign tho, if you like.

i always had a place for the anarchists. all help with my campaign is welcome.

spook

Wait a moment... spook is Skull? Skull is spook...?

My archnemisis is part of my janotirial staff...?

WHAT THE IS GOING ON?!?!?!?

*Is really really horribly confused now, with the conflicting emptions and all that, because while she dislikes spook with all sorts of bloody-minded fury, she rather thinks that Skull, in all his irritatingness, is an all around all right not-nice person.*

*in general, she is going right about now*

i'm not reslly skull. i can' believe u thought i was.

spook

*if there was any time that she ever had an anti-cute background animation (meaning without the pink, and the rose petals, and the multicoloured shining bubbles,), it would be now. With red and black and bloody shades of burgandy, and flames and skulls and Death (The peronality /and/ the entity.). She stares down spook with an iron-clad resolve. Then she begins to kick him in the cranium.*

Take that an' that an' that an' that an summa that!

Hey, steady on the JJ you'll damage your foot.

Spook, how are you? If we split they'll have to remember to keep you two apart.

*jj is so mad at spook that she has not realised she has been kicking a spook look-alike security guard.*

jj, terrania is a peaceful place. keep you violence to the battlefield. i mean, u wouldn't want anything...unfortunate, to happen to u, would u?

spook

*outraged

How could you think that spook and i were the same person?! We are totally different!!! He never spells any thing right and is afraid of capital letters!!!

spook, maybe you should have just said "i am" and left out the skullock part or maybe put a comma after the i am to show that you were talking to me instead of confusing poor JJ.

JJ, i'm now seeing why you hate spooks inablility to use correct punctuation.

Ah . Confusion averted! So spook is not actually skullock, just has problems putting in commas! Thank god. I was beginning to think this was going to turn in to a real mess. If you read Skullocks previous comment, it all makes sense. Phew....

*Positively twitching in anger*

JJ: I HATE HIM!!!! Grrrrrrahghhhh...

Thras: *indicates spook* She means that guy.

JJ: Why why why why whyyyyyy??? *more with the anti-charming background animation*

well, once i posted the message i realised i should have put a comma there, but i thought people had the brains to figure out that it was just a gramaticl error. bishop odo realised, and made a joke out of it, which i laughed to. i guess some people just don't have the brain power to figure out something simple like that...

spook

I guess some people don't have the intelligence to match a newt's, and ergo "forget" that they should have put commas in.