A Conversation for How To Be Antisocial in an Open-Plan Office

I had a couple of items in there...

Post 1

Spaceechik, Typomancer

Good entry! I do shudder to think how strange an office it would be if we all worked together. smiley - rofl

These two were mine, and I didn't see myself on the list:

"Make a bag of popcorn in the microwave. Burn it nicely. Place in the office trash at the last minute, before leaving for the weekend. The cleaning crews don't normally work Friday nights, but come in early on Mondays, so the odor will have the chance to permeate the office environment all weekend, while the A/C is off. Without air circulation, you'd be surprised at how long it will linger. Also, effective for the edgy mood produced by smelling something burned."

and also, the story about my homeless coworker who was living in the office and using the potted plants for a lav.



I had a couple of items in there...

Post 2

Vip

I shall add you to the list forthwith. Thanks for spotting it!

smiley - fairy


I had a couple of items in there...

Post 3

Spaceechik, Typomancer

And thanks to you for writing it up, good job. smiley - smiley


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