A Conversation for World War Battlefield

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Post 21

Odo

Couldn't you study the yeast content of a pint of smiley - ale?


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Post 22

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Nope, teacher would disintegrate me!!


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Post 23

spook

where'd ralph go? i have his Flaming Moe here. oh well.

*spook drinks Flaming Moe.*

spooksmiley - winkeye


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Post 24

Odo

Oh well, we'll stay here for a bit then. smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 25

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*A hand covered in a mixture of barf and beer reaches up to the table*
Were am I?


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Post 26

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Your in the land of "headaches until you get over your hangover", Rimmer, but! good news! There's an entry somewhere that deals with hangovers! It's...Aha, here it is, it's entry A103140


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Post 27

Odo

Rimmer contain yourself, there's a perfectly good plant pot in the corner....please let the floor alone. smiley - smiley


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Post 28

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Hasn't anyone got any RESPECT for potted plants!!


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Post 29

Odo

smiley - laugh rather a plant than ending the party with a really icky floor. smiley - biggrin


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Post 30

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Of course, there's always the little boy's room


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Post 31

Odo

But he didn't get there, he didn't even make an effort to crawl there in a drunken stupor, he just collapsed. smiley - cross

I think I need a smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 32

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

here, smiley - stiffdrink but, if he doesn't attempt to go to the johns, how do you know he can reach the potted plant, or, if he does reach it, that he actually hits it. The best thing would be to lock him up in the loo until he sobers up.


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Post 33

Odo

* Drags Rimmer out of the room and drapes him gracefully over the toilet. *


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Post 34

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

How artistic he looks now, almost like a statue, "modern toilet art, with barf-couloration"!


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Post 35

Odo

smiley - laugh

Hope he's ok, there don't seem to be any signs of life!


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Post 36

spook

we r second busiest convo again. WOOHOO!!!!!!

smiley - cheers


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Post 37

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, let's party, pas me a smiley - ale someone!!


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Post 38

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Life's definately gone out of this party, I'm outta here!


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Post 39

Odo

People keep disapearing. smiley - smiley

Something to do with the smiley - ale perhaps.


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Post 40

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

nothing wrong with it!


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