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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
Skullock Posted Nov 24, 2003
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 24, 2003
*a censored sign appears, with loads of gore splashing out from behind it and blood curdling screams and glint on knife and manic laughter and stuff*
there 
*steps away covered in blood, Skullock now has a neat nose, with his face looking rather more attractive than before, and a nicely replaced ankle. BOth spotless*
what?
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
Skullock Posted Nov 24, 2003
Hey, nice job, and just for that...*reaches deep into his pocket and pulls out a towel.*...here i belive this is yours.
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 24, 2003
Thankyou so much *sniff*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 24, 2003
*strangles Kitty with a towel then dumps her in a pit full of anacondas
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Nov 24, 2003
*sits down and thinks. Then chops of ralphs ear*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 25, 2003
The pain is overpowering.
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003
*returns to consiousness*
erm... I think someones left their snake here....
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies Naughty War
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Nov 25, 2003
*Stuffs Phoniex into an enourmous c*nd*m and throws her into the snake pit.*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003
*removes Phoniex from the c*nd*m and sits next to her on a particularly large snake*
Hi!
Meet Tim. Tim the Anaconda.
Tim: Hhhhhow do you doooooo?ssss
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 26, 2003
I've got a real-life friend called Tim.
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Nov 26, 2003
Aww... *Kills Tim (not the anaconda) right in front of Ralph, then does a great big poo on his head.*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 26, 2003
You can't kill people named Tim!!!!! 
*rides Tim at Hussassan, and Tim swallows him*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 27, 2003
Tim says he'll be on H2 when he's got time, and then you'll be sorry!!
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Nov 27, 2003
*Gets out a knife and cuts his way out of Tim the snake's belly, then presses The Red Button and everyone in the Universe called Tim spontaneously combusts.*
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Nov 27, 2003
*sits on a new snake, a giant cobra* Hi everyone, meet Deirdre
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 1, 2003
Hello, Deirdre!
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 1, 2003
*Gets onto an enormous python.*
Hello, Deirdre. Deirdre, meet Spike. Spike, eat Deirdre
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 1, 2003
Dont Hurt Deidre, she's my friend
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creachy Posted Dec 1, 2003
*blows Deidre's head off with a rocket launcher*
who the hell is Deidre?
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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Boys vs. Girls vs. Werecats vs. Llamas
- 4181: Skullock (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4182: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4183: Skullock (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4184: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4185: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4186: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Nov 24, 2003)
- 4187: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 25, 2003)
- 4188: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
- 4189: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Nov 25, 2003)
- 4190: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
- 4191: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 26, 2003)
- 4192: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Nov 26, 2003)
- 4193: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 26, 2003)
- 4194: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 27, 2003)
- 4195: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Nov 27, 2003)
- 4196: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Nov 27, 2003)
- 4197: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 1, 2003)
- 4198: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Dec 1, 2003)
- 4199: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 1, 2003)
- 4200: creachy (Dec 1, 2003)
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