A Conversation for World War Battlefield
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Spam and Dead Parrot Eating Contest
metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Sep 25, 2003
*phases thru spooks handcuffs, and punches him in the face.*
Fills laser with 
and fires at spook.
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Spam and Dead Parrot Eating Contest
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 25, 2003
*deflects laserbeam with a lightsaber*
Stop trying to shoot the general.
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Sep 25, 2003
what?! this interferance will not be tolerated.
*grabs ralphs lightsabre and snaps it over his knee, then powers up to become a huge giant metroid, falls on top o ralph and crushes him!*
Nana!
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 25, 2003
*rolls away just in time, making metroid think he crushed him*
*Morphs into THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST OF TRAAL!!!!!*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
metroid 2k, Master of Disaster Posted Sep 25, 2003
*sees ralph, hates bugs, so crushes him under a giant thumb*
I hate insects
*sprays bugspray everyhere*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 25, 2003
*snarls and bites of the thumb*
Yummy! Insecticide!
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Sep 25, 2003
*Fires a 
load of vilas of liguid nitrogen at metroid and they penetrate his skin and release their contents.*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 26, 2003
You show him, Hussy!
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
creachy Posted Sep 27, 2003
*stabs the Llama in the back of the head with a rather long skewer*
anyone for kebab
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 27, 2003
*sneaks up behind creachy and set light to him with a platic lighter*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
creachy Posted Sep 27, 2003
*blows out the flame from the platic lighter and sends Phoenix a bill for damaged clothes mounting to £22.99 + £2.99p+p*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Metroid Vs Spook Vs Ralph
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 27, 2003
*turns the bill into a aeroplane and throws it @ creachys eye*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
creachy Posted Sep 27, 2003
*ducks as the paper plane wizzes past and wedges itself into Ralphs ear*
that was your fault that one was
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 27, 2003
no it weren't *flicks a log at creachy mouth* CHEW ON THAT
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
creachy Posted Sep 27, 2003
*chews on it*
bit crunchy...
*picks a bit of twig out of his teeth*
..and brittle.
*picks up an old polyphone and drops it on phoenix's wing*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 28, 2003
*brushes it off and fires old mobile phones at creachy*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 29, 2003
*staggers into Creachy, the protruding spike goes right through him*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 29, 2003
*laughs*
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 30, 2003
*staggers about and spikes Phoniex as well*
Kebab, anyone?
Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: no guns allowed.
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Sep 30, 2003
*Turns around and flames ralph* Tee hee
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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: Spam and Dead Parrot Eating Contest
- 4001: metroid 2k, Master of Disaster (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4002: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4003: metroid 2k, Master of Disaster (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4004: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4005: metroid 2k, Master of Disaster (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4006: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4007: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Sep 25, 2003)
- 4008: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 26, 2003)
- 4009: creachy (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4010: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4011: creachy (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4012: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4013: creachy (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4014: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4015: creachy (Sep 27, 2003)
- 4016: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 28, 2003)
- 4017: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 29, 2003)
- 4018: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 29, 2003)
- 4019: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 30, 2003)
- 4020: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Sep 30, 2003)
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