h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that would be paradises

ok i'm bored with paradise now.

*spook transforms battlefield into one large field of water.*

i think, with all this water, we could have a really wicked water fight.

*spook starts to fill up balloons with water.*

spook

spook, is any more possible to make it so my nature is crossed. HAAA

*Creates a mist*

Hah, this mist will prevent anybody from seeing anybody and thus you can't whack each other unless you're ontop of them!!!

*puts on wellies*

Spook : are you on my side again? I keep forgetting

yeah i'll go with u this time terran. i think we have a good chance of winning this water fight.

spook

* Pulls inflatable canoe from the Secret Seal *

now to install the water cannon

*spook gets out water machine gun.*

GET WET!!!!!!!!!!

*spook fires water machine gun at everyone.*

spook

*Admiral Articuno takes to the skies, however the water gun still hits, when the water hits Articuno the water freezers creating a nice ice feature*

NO ICE ON THE WATER FIELD! THIS FIELD IS H2O ONLY!

*spook gets out flamethrower and melts away ice.*

*spook then starts throwing food at articuno, since water wasn't working.*

away!



spook

Right thats it

*Starts pecking Spook and eats all the tomatoes*

*spook puts on diving suit then dives underwater.*

ha ha - u can't get me now!

spook

Thats what you think,

Hailing CGE fleet:
"Send me the thunder class Cruiser the Meltdown please, thank you"

Now water can hide you when then ship arrives, hahahaha!!!

*spook puts on diving camaflage suit, which is blue of course.*

u'll never find me now!

spook

Meltdown: Activating Infa-red scanners, begainning scan of battle zone

* Fires water cannon at the Admiral blasting him away from the command centre of his fleet, leaving some very confused ships.*

...blasted HER away... - Get your facts straight

Gets back to the command centre, fire a full phased UV pulse laser spread at the battle arena!!!

*Due to the immense heat of the phased UV pulse lasers, the water evapourates while Admiral Articuno sits in the ships freezer laughing*

Ooops, very sorry

* sitting in canoe feeling a bit washed up *

* finds handy tap and turns on flooding the field again. *

It's much more fun fighting on water

*Fires a massive spread of virus bombs onto field, the bombs reaches the plantery core creating a Manchester size-earthquake, no damage was recived, however a volcano erupts from no-where creating a lava pit, giving a fire/water effect arena*

Must still be recovering from the pub crawl.

* launches torpedo at Admiral *