h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*spook rises up out of lake behind phoenix and puts gun to his back*
u r my prisoner again phoenix. *escorts phoenix to cage* i'm afraid u've chosen the wrong side to side with in this battle. unless of course we make an alliance so it doesn't really matter.

want a cup of my prisoner?

they need humiliating bringing down a peg or two . maybe place terran in some stocks and gathewr all the thundercats to bring some rotting food to throw at him

get me out remember what happend last time this time ill REALLY lose my temper and none of you have enought to stop me I HATE CAGES ahhhh tea no thankyou *the sky turns crimson* i hate cages ahhhh *fire chases spook* SPELL MY NAME RIGHT

here you go phoniex use my skeleton key *opens the puny metal cage*

wont be that easy and believe me theyll chew steel to get me back i dont know why im such a sortafter prisoner is it becuase i create hell to get out or becuase of my lovely personality

it could be a mix of both!!

thankyou *bows* i havent got used to curtsies

Ah glad to have you back... castaway as you seem to be calling yourself now. Well all's fair in war, and you seem to have chosen the Thundercats as you promised before. Mmm... Oh well we all have to live with our mistakes.

Good Luck

i always choose the winners so should you

No. Like all first world war leaders, I stick with a bad idea right to the bitter end . But my army isn't one of those bad ideas. Ask the other 19 members.

Terran

*Notices the riflemen.*

Oh HO!

*Charges the ranks, nine tons of pure elemental steel, baring down on them.*

i see you battle on as owlatron and his 2nd in command luke are banned from the site i see you like to fight dirty i cant wait till they come back to whip your ass like they seem to have done b4

When did they do that then? What have they been telling you? They came on to our territory, we convincingly repelled them.

*while terran distracts castaway spook drops a cage over his head, trapping him.* i'll take these *spook takes skeleton keys*. hey phoenix *phoenix gets mad at spook for saying his name and charges at him. spook steps out of the way and phoenix falls over spooks leg into a cage of him own. spook puts up umbrella over terranic trench in case it starts to rain fire again.* i hope u had a nice trip phoenix. ?

yes you sound convincingly repelling ha ha or is that the odour from the trenches

I'll have to remind Lt. British not to leave the corpses he murders in the trench. They go off after a while.

GODDAMMIT, SPOOK! READ CONTINUITY! YOU CAN'T CONTROL OTHER CHARACTERS? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

*Spook steps in front of a car, is hit and proptly dies.*

THERE? SEE!?!?

*Angels come and revive him, pausing to undo whatever things Spook did in his last post.*

*Mystrunner's Guymelif hits the front ranks of the Thundercat army, and swings its sword at ground level towards the troops there.*

WOW..... twas a good story there until FM terran spoiled with is "ask our 19 members"... hehe...

now i don't want to be a pain [well not on purpose anyway] but what was this "i know he is french but etc..." talk from jedi woman?!... ha!... lmhao...

never mind... twas kinda funny... hehe...

but wasn't castaway supposed to rescue me too?!...

not that i'm complaining, but surely i would be more useful as a free man/wolf than as a prisoner getting on the nerves of the terranic soldiers with his monologues...

oh THAT was the idea... oh ok then...

loup

WOOHOO!!!!!! i died and came back to life. i am so proud of myself. for my next trick, i will live then not go back to death.

phoniex - run at me so i can trip u up - OR ELSE!!!!!!!! *shoots phoniex in heart to make point. spook has no idea what will happen next. will phoniex run at spook and be captured? will he die? will he use advanced medical science which doesn't exist yet to save himself? does he have a heart or did the bullet just hit the heart area or a pacemaker?*

TO BE CONTINUED........................

sorry loup didnt see you in there