A Conversation for Singularly Hidden Avoidant Denizens Of the Web or S.H.A.D.O.W.

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Post 1

Ceba

Hmmm, i wonder if i can sneak into this society without anyone noticing?
smiley - lurk


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Post 2

You can call me TC

Yup. It's quite easily done.


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Post 3

Ceba

Who said that? Oh sorry, didn't see you there.


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Post 4

toybox

smiley - stout


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Post 5

Ceba

Very direct aren't you?


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Post 6

McKay The Disorganised

Could you keep the noise down ~ some of us have a hangover.

smiley - cider


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Post 7

Ceba

What exactly is a "~"?


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Post 8

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

You can join properly like all the others....

Well the others I can see that is..smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

Ceba

What must i do to join? Some sort of initiation programme?


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Post 10

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Choose what ever job/function hasn't been taken up by anyone else and basically stick with the rules on the front of the clubhouse which you must have seen as you came in.If not go back to the front and read em and then you are a member.


Oh and you must promise not to divulge our secret plans to subversively take over hootoo from the inside..Against whomever thinks they own hootoo.smiley - winkeyesmiley - ok


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Post 11

toybox

smiley - shhh

smiley - towelsmiley - thief


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Post 12

You can call me TC

You are not obliged to wear the beige uniform, but it helps


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Post 13

Ceba

Title eh? Can I think about that and get back to you?


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Post 14

McKay The Disorganised

Oh thats all we need - a thinker.

smiley - cider


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Post 15

Ceba

Don't worry, it's not a common occurance.


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Post 16

Ceba

Does SHADOW have a cleaner amongst it ranks?


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Post 17

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

I'm afraid that lil's job...and she's very good too.We don't have a janitor though or a groundsman sadly as the cricket pitch looks like the term out of the song 'as high as an elephant's eye'.We also need a receptionist or two plus a H&S person.

The latter isn't too onerous..just keep the flame thrower out of a certain person's arsonic inclined hands that everyone can read the signs to the various hazards...swimming pool,electric fences,sewers,vortex...


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Post 18

Ceba

If H&S means heath and safety then i'll take that, i love flame throwers.


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Post 19

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Ah! I see.

Well at the moment I'm not actually sue where the flame throwers is..however the fire extinguishers need checking and filling in the meantime..


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Post 20

Ceba

Well, if i'm going to be setting fire to things i'll need something to put it out. Alternatively, i could use the water from swimming pool which would mean that there are no wet floors around it having no need the water hazard signs around the pool which means there'll be no sign for the warning sign warning. Why doesn't every health and safety person just set fire to things, i think i've proved that it makes everything safer.


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