h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHAT ? PARDON ? Excuse me ? You mean to tell me Incog ,you come in here upsetting everything,even SoGrumm moved !! And now,you want us to tidy up ?? I don't think so,we're having a party now !!!

I meant when you had finished...after all we don't want the Fire Regs officer from the local firefighters closing us down for violation of the fire regs now do we?So when you have finished the party perhaps you can put the items back or take them up to the attics...as we don't have a site manager to do it. Maybe lil might sort out the cobweb situation up there first IF I ask her nicely. You know it occurs to m that you could have a terrific party in the Bunker as it has water supplied and all mod cons.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F97063?thread=252040

Bribery will get you nowhere Incog ! How do I know you wouldn't bring your 'little creepy crawly spidery friends' with you if we invited you eh ? (Thankyou for the advice about Bunker with all it's mod cons though x I'm off to check it out now)

party??? all I wanted was some milkthinks! I have to give milkman a "satnav" to find me

Thanks but no thanks Incog,you go and have fun in the Bunker.....I'm from Sunderland,I am brave,but I'm not that brave.....I'll risk the fire department thanks all the same !

NOW,we WILL be partying in here Prof,Incog doesn't like parties ! Have you got any balloons ?

well if you don't like creepy crawlies you shouldn't sit still too long anywhere..it's a bit hard to get the cleaning staff and I'm afraid once the wildlife gets a hold we will have trouble getting rid of them...never mind the experiments Iccy's been doing down in the cellars.

Which reminds me I really must see if the piranhas have been breeding in the sewers...
















Oh and I have called the vermin control for the wasps and the frogs.Apparently we have to put up with the bats 'cos they are a protected species.At least they help to keep the other creepy crawlies down..

but your all outside it's that small, me and struggle to pass each other

Well,you should have let SoGrumm and me in while you had the chance Prof !!! You've asked for this ...I won't be following you to the sewers by the way Incog....you can go by yourself !

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Ermmmm,it wasn't MY fault Prof..the cow was difficult ...ask SoGrumm,he'll explain !!!!

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Cows can be very stubborn animals Prof !! SoGrumm understands much more about them than I do..he'll explain !

Ahem! Cows are difficult Prof - using Ogen Nash's dictum. Cows are of the bovine ilk, one end moos and the other end milk. Checked it out and it is not so - we need and expert. There is a woman called Ruth on R4, I bet she would know. You still have a milkman?

How are we doing Pinky?

Now whose bringing cows in here?Sorry NO COWS ALLOWED.Take it outside THIS minute.

me not bring cow, me only put milk bottle out and bit of junk to make room for me and tain't no night club this isn't

I would have thought this was rather small for accommodation myself.. There are plenty of rooms in the clubhouse after all but if it's what you want...

it's so I can get out of the wayit was nice and peacefulall I wanted was a pint of milknow there's even cows turning upno way sheep though

That's what ewe think!!

oh my bleating heart