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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 1, 2005
I see we are back to self service.Who keeps hiding the gin?Vodka and tonic just isn't the same...
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Oct 19, 2005
Well my chair isn't here either...
I shall have to speak to Ictoan or Mckay.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Mar 23, 2006
No barmaid I see.Back to self service then..
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Mar 23, 2006
and a readjustment of the bars name as well.
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Teasswill Posted Mar 24, 2006
Any hot drinks in here? No, well I'll be off to the kitchen then.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Mar 24, 2006
Nah, but if have a few beers you'll be drunk enough to not notice the cold!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 31, 2007
Don't think I'll hang around for long. Nobody's been here for well over a year and there's no barmaid as far as I can tell.
These bar snacks are stale!
Sit on bar stool and try to catch an eye.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 2, 2007
Well really..you just have to ring the bell and then the bar staff will appear.
They do have to double up in different positions you know..after all we just don't have enough S.H.A.D.O.W. members who want to help keep the place running.
I find it very hurtful that you find the place so uncomfortable..we work hard to make everyone welcome. 
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 2, 2007
As you are not doubled up can I get you a 
?
Rings Bell - waits for staff (will I be able to see them all doubled up), indulges in a bit of gratuitous dusting.
Its not uncomfortable where I am its just no one has been in in ages.
Whistles and continues to wait.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 2, 2007
yeah, well, the lack of customers might be toi do with what McKay did in the beer cellar after one too many shandies! I wouldn't want a drink of anything from dsown there until the biohazard cleanup team has been in!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 2, 2007
He was the one doubled up then.
If you like I'll don the gear and clean up, I've done it before. The cellar not McKay -too late I expect.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 2, 2007
quite likely! Plus you'd have to go near his sporran to clean him up and even the hazmat team refused to do that!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 2, 2007
Come back in the morning and we should be ready for business once more.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Aug 2, 2007
PS Don't let on to Pinky she thinks I've probs with me 'war wound' and I should be doing a decorating job.
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Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me. Posted Feb 8, 2008
*enters discreetly*
Good afternoon.
*moves quietly to bar*
I'll just have a , thanks.
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Teasswill Posted Feb 8, 2008
Hi!
Seems to be self-service here. I think there was a barmaid at one time - probably snoring in a corner somewhere. Dust off a chair & make yourself at home!
Anyone for dominoes?
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Feb 10, 2008
Oh hallo.I see the no smoking rule seems to have passed this place by..I'd better hide the ashtrays...
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Feb 10, 2008
What's happened to my ?
I put it down just there 2 years ago, whilst I went to watch Ictoan and Tefkat arm wrestling, and now its gone.
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Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me. Posted Feb 11, 2008
Oh, sorry. I just drank that.
Do you think it's still safe after two years?
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Feb 12, 2008
Well...............
Alcohol's a preservative - look at Incognitas - so it must be OK.
Let's try another.
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- 281: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 1, 2005)
- 282: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Oct 19, 2005)
- 283: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Mar 23, 2006)
- 284: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Mar 23, 2006)
- 285: Teasswill (Mar 24, 2006)
- 286: IctoanAWEWawi (Mar 24, 2006)
- 287: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Jul 31, 2007)
- 288: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 2, 2007)
- 289: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Aug 2, 2007)
- 290: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 2, 2007)
- 291: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Aug 2, 2007)
- 292: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 2, 2007)
- 293: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Aug 2, 2007)
- 294: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Aug 2, 2007)
- 295: Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me. (Feb 8, 2008)
- 296: Teasswill (Feb 8, 2008)
- 297: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Feb 10, 2008)
- 298: McKay The Disorganised (Feb 10, 2008)
- 299: Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me. (Feb 11, 2008)
- 300: McKay The Disorganised (Feb 12, 2008)
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