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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Oct 1, 2004
Well Incog stubbornly refuses to accept the privs or her position and stroke a white cat at all AGMs so if you ask her nicely (that means using alchohol!) she may let you have her white cat.
In the mean time why not sit down in that nice comfy chair over there? I've got some new equipment that needs an, erm, volunteer.
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Ged42 Posted Oct 1, 2004
Offers Incog 
Incog can I stroke your puss... er.. i mean can i stroke your cat. 
Avoids chair that Ictoan offered, and sits in the next chair along, Accidently activates ejector button gets fired into the ceiling. 
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Teasswill Posted Oct 1, 2004
I'm too late! If you need any First Aid, pop along to the Infirmary. We've got lots of supplies.
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Ged42 Posted Oct 1, 2004
*Loosens himself from the ceiling and crashes back to the floor bringing a lot of plasterwork with him*
Thanks Teasswill, i'll head off to medical.
*wobbles off*
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
I_DO_NOT_HAVE_A_WHITE_CAT.
They are genetically unsound and usually suffer from congenital deafness.Just right for a mentally unstable overlord.
Incog.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
Iccy!! Are you here?
No! I guess you will be hiding in the cellar then.
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Ged42 Posted Oct 1, 2004
Awwww, Incog just think of all those poor deaf white cats that you could of given a good home.
What about a non-white cat? 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Oct 4, 2004
You can't have that either.... 
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Ged42 Posted Oct 4, 2004
Looks in the Coup & Vadamar - Evil Gentlemens Outfitters catalogue for Henchman style clothing, hmmm...
Can I have the sharp MiB stle suit with shades 
, i know a yellow jumpsuit is more traditional, but i look terrible in a jumpsuit.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Oct 4, 2004
Hmm, I always wondered about that particular page anyway. Skintight yellow leather jumpsuits are bit, erm, specialised for my tastes.
One MiB style suit and shades coming up.
Careful whilst you're getting used to it, there's some 'extras' I've installed to help you a bit.
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Ged42 Posted Oct 4, 2004
Dons suit, fiddles with cufflinks which suddenly launch across the room and shattering a convienently placed vase in the process.
"Cool!"
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Oct 4, 2004
That was a Ming the Merciless vase that was!
erm
wait a minute.
*cross references the catologue entries*
*Ahem*
Ming Dynasty. Apparently Ming the Merciless was not part of the Ming dynasty. Well, easy mistake to make.
Now, just be careful of the middle button on the front. That's the Personal Impact Safety System.
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Dolt Posted Oct 4, 2004
Is that for when your cufflinks accidentally go off while you're picking your nose?
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Oct 4, 2004
Ah! Dolt, there you are! Wondered where you'd got to. Sorry, did I look you up in the gadget cupboard? If so, i must have a word with you as I'm quite impressed you survived!
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Ged42 Posted Oct 4, 2004
Suddenly has a very itchy nose, but for some reason is reluctant to scratch it.
But is unable to resist pressing the middle button on his suit.
*presses button*
*Whooooooosh of air*
"Wicked a bouncy castle!"
*boingy boingy boingy* 
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Dolt Posted Oct 4, 2004
Evening, Ictoan. No, you didn't look me up in the gadget cupboard - if you had you might have noticed me sooner
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Nov 7, 2004
ah, me? notice people? never! Sorry!
*looks round inner sanctum and piranha tank*
It might be an idea to think of something to do all this tinkering for. Y'know, I think I might have enough kit here to move to mars. Conquer all those martians out there. Hmmm.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Nov 7, 2004
*Begins to clear out all the cupboards and boxes in the Inner Sanctum*
*Hires a skip to take everything away!*
*Wanders around with the duster and airfreshener*
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Nov 7, 2004
my, thats acute angle you have there, where'd ya get it?
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