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Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.
IctoanAWEWawi Started conversation Nov 30, 2002
This is the HQ for the S.H.A.D.O.W. secret cabal. Entry by invite and password only. Current topic of discussion, world domination without anyone noticing us 
Rules:-
1) Blokes in dinner jackets, especially white ones, will be shot on sight. Do not be tempted to explain our plans to them first.
2) The secret trap door switch is to remain located above head height so no one accidently sits on it and kills us all.
3) Can someone PLEASE get rid of the 'Secret hideout sign' above the door.
any other suggestions?
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Nov 30, 2002
Look here ! I'm not,I repeat not wearing an eyepatch and I'm not having a white cat.
Incog.
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Dolt Posted Nov 30, 2002
Nah, an eyepatch'd be far too distinctive.
Rule 4) None of that uncomfortable looking stainless steel furniture wannabe megalomaniacs seem to favour. Big, comfy sofas should be the order of the day here!
*sinks into big plush sofa with huge mug of 
and crossword*
Aah! 
By the way, who's going to feed the 
? No, I'm not volunteering...
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 1, 2002
Well I thought maybe we could reserve feeding the to those who offensivly ignore us, we could tempt them in here and then press the trap release button.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Dec 4, 2002
Err Ictoan? Did you say there were in here? well I can only see one big fat 
.What's going on?
Incog.
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Dolt Posted Dec 4, 2002
Ooh, I know about that! It's called Ostwald Ripening, it's where big fishies grow by consuming the little fishies, so eventually there's only one huge big fishie and lots of bits...
Oh, hang on. 
Ostwald Ripening only applies to solid precipitates in precipitation-strengthened alloys 
... but I'm sure the principle's the same.
I've been working to hard 
Where's me crossword gone?
Hey! Who fed my crossword to the ?
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 5, 2002
OK, oswalds dubry might explain a lot of little 
becoming one big but it doesn't explain how a of piranhas has turned into one big shark?
Maybe it's a mutant alien being that can look like different fish as it wishes?
5) Can we please get the contractors in here to shore up the roof ASAP as I am fed up with hideouts that collapse at the sound of the merest gnats fart. Can't we get some decent quality workforces in here?
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Patch - member of S.H.A.D.O.W. Posted Dec 14, 2002
Nah, if you buy the whole set of they all clip together to make a .
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 14, 2002
Ah, is this sort of 'collect the whole set over 10 weeks' promotion by the Amazonian Tourist Board?
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Dec 15, 2002
I keep banging my head on the secret hideout sign, couldn't we hang a light over it? 
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 20, 2002
What? Then they'dknow we were here! I like to think that we are cut above the evil villains from the comic books! in fact, I think we should remove the sign altogether and replace it with something innocent looking.
Hmmmm, how about 'The Sunshine Home for Dispossesed Cacti' ?
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Dec 20, 2002
Excellent ! - do you think I should take these dark glasses off as well ?
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 20, 2002
Who you calling a eh?
Oh keep the dark glasses, it gives hours of amusement re-arranging the furniture, leaving the trapdoor open and such like for when you come in
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Dec 21, 2002
Ouch - who put that elephants foot there ?
So, *menacingly cleaning nails with soup ladle* which super-hero will be he first to suffer the consequences of our amalgamation.
What about the fake German accent - is that still ok ?
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Dolt Posted Dec 21, 2002
Hellooo! Anyone here yet? Can't see anyone, but that's the whole point, isn't it?
I thought I'd get dressed up for the occasion, so I've borrowed this dinner jacket off a mate...
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Dec 21, 2002
I don't think we will hold the Crimbo party in here.Too much chance of losing our members to the trapdoor as the frivolity gets going.
Incog.
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Dolt Posted Dec 21, 2002
Fair dinkum, boss! Could be the basis of some amusing drinking games, though..
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Dec 21, 2002
Ok, who's for aple bobbing in the tank then?
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Dec 21, 2002
You first!
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- 1: IctoanAWEWawi (Nov 30, 2002)
- 2: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Nov 30, 2002)
- 3: Dolt (Nov 30, 2002)
- 4: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 1, 2002)
- 5: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Dec 4, 2002)
- 6: Dolt (Dec 4, 2002)
- 7: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 5, 2002)
- 8: Patch - member of S.H.A.D.O.W. (Dec 14, 2002)
- 9: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 14, 2002)
- 10: Patch - member of S.H.A.D.O.W. (Dec 14, 2002)
- 11: McKay The Disorganised (Dec 15, 2002)
- 12: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 20, 2002)
- 13: McKay The Disorganised (Dec 20, 2002)
- 14: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 20, 2002)
- 15: McKay The Disorganised (Dec 21, 2002)
- 16: Dolt (Dec 21, 2002)
- 17: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Dec 21, 2002)
- 18: Dolt (Dec 21, 2002)
- 19: IctoanAWEWawi (Dec 21, 2002)
- 20: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Dec 21, 2002)
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