h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*tries to look calm*

*Kitty doesn't like rum, so Caerwynn is quite safe*

[Anyway, Caerwynn has a nice Celtic nickname and so Kitty will have a soft spot in his heart for Caerwynn 'cos he likes members of the Celtic nations. Kitty would add some suitable Gaelic phrases here, but doesn't want to fall foul of the moderators, who probably don't understand Gaelic.]

[Tiger-Face]: Phew!

*relieved that Kitty recognized her despite the face-painting*

I'll have another please!

*looks at Kitty, considering his appetite*

I'll be right back!

*drifting off*

Kitty! there you are!
*tickle attacks the prehistoric cave lion*
Anyway, I brought you a for dinner, hope it's enough. If it isn't, you'll just have to go hunting for yourself tonight. Anyway, I'm sure you've been scavving and from all and sundry, haven't you?

*Kitty tries not to look ish and drags the off to the corner to munch upon*

*returns with a bucket of milk, but quickly hides it behind her back when seeing Ændr, not wanting her to think they've been spoiling Kitty*

*grabs her *

Oh, hi Titania, how are you doing?

The festival's going well isn't it?

*Kitty smells something interesting and goes to sniff at Titania's hands*

[Tiger-Face]: Yes Ændr, thanks for asking - I think it's going very well indeed!

*feebly trying to make some conversation while attempting to smuggle milk bucket to Kitty*

Yes, I'm quite looking forward to the thatching demonstration. I like the face-painting you've had done. I can't have it done, myself, I'm afraid I am allergic to most face paints. I can't wear make-up or perfume either, for that reason.

*Kitty dips his entire face in the bucket, splashing milk down the backs of Titania's legs*

*does her best to ignore what's going on behind her back, and also tries to ignore the milk dripping into her shoes*

[Tiger-Face]: So... what has the weather been like over at your place? In Sweden, we've been having exceptionally warm and sunny weather...

Today it has been quite nice - warm in the sun, but with occasional clouds going across, so colder then. I went punting [no decent h2g2 page to describe this, unfortunatly I don't really have time to write one myself] with some friends and it was a little cold on the river. It's been quite a fine summer though.

*Kitty empties the bucket and starts licking at the milk dripping down Titania's legs*

*starts giggling uncontrollably*

No - please - no - stop that - please...

Are you alright, Titania, you seem a little um "distracted"

*Kitty finishes off the milk and goes to lie down and snooze in the sun*

*stands up straight, trying to keep a straight face*

[Tiger-Face]: I'm fine thanks - would you like something to drink? ? ? ?

Hot chocolate would be nice, if you have any. It's nearly bedtime for me. Oh, I like it with a little cinnamon and lots of milk