This list used to be on my User Space, but, like a certain part of my anatomy, it became too long and unwieldy¹. So I put it here instead.

• U181271
  Not east European, but from the West of Scotland. Poor guy...
• U183316
  Both a very attractive young lady and a terminal geek, if you can believe such a thing is possible.
• U148580
  Witty and wise, and just a little rude.
• U104826
  Bottle this man's laugh, you would make a blimmin' fortune. Oh, and he looks like the guy out of "Pi"
• U185849
  A valiant fellow. Pity he never posts.
• U54754
  She seems to go from wanting to ruffle my hair, to knocking my block off, with nothing in-between.
• U14977
  He's the white IT guy who's a sex machine with all the chicks - can you dig it?
• U178076
  A Swede with a fearsome tackle and a ferocious appetite.
• U174321
  An entertaining juggler - if that's not an oxymoron.
• U95721
  He's, like, a proper writer an' that. Not like those of us who only study Journalism. Check out his very cool 'Notes...' in the Post each week.
• U153452
  This bloke may be interested in discussing politics with you. Just maybe, mind.
• U154264
  He's not a volunteer, but he does have "direct access to the in-house team". Hem hem.
• U183016
  Clever name, intelligent guy. Can usually be found arguing with...
• U35376
  ...this person here. Because it's good to have a balance.
• U146988
  She works at The Royal Mile, but doesn't say what as. She's a living statue, I reckon.
• U114627
  According to some, not as geeky as his user space suggests.