h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Reading a round of the h2g2 pub quiz sounds like a privilege, and an excuse for more drinking afterwards to restore the voice.

Hmm, I don't know about that. You'll have to be awesome.

Oh dear, I don't think I can manage that... what if I bring you a tribble?

Bribery? Oh that'll do.



NB I am not running the pub quiz.

Oh . I'm going to have to work on someone else now.

* packs a tribble, a duck, a chick and two penguins *

time's ticking away you know.

Tick tick tick tick...

Yes I know, and I haven't even finished packing my bag yet!! Mum's hidden all the towels...

Oh dear! I hope you're on your way by now. I'm thinking about leaving shortly. I have two hungover men in my house though.

Well, as you're fully aware, I got there...

Did you? I don't remember seeing you there?

I think you'll find he was the one with a duck, a chick and two penguins on the table! I don't recall seeing the tribble. However, by now the pub is probably full of them!

The tribble was there, I assure you.