h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi!
i will join your school.
thereby boosting numbers to an amazing 3!
as the subject line suggests, i'm far too lazy (and confused) to read all that text up there and therefore have absolutely no idea how to register
feel free to offer useful suggestions at any point... (not necesarrily anything to do with confusion)

Tell me what honorary title and perhaps room you want. Any eccentricities? and anything else...Any comments, suggestions, and the like? and erm..that's it! hehe..MOOSE!
Quille the rather confusing

(you would have to make the room you want and I'd link to it..)

honorary title... I dunno, I'll let u choose that (i wonder.. is that a smart move?)

room... I want one with a window (i'm not really liking cupboards...)

eccentricities... well, I call myself Moose and I want 2 join a school for the perpetually confused, does anything more really need to be said?

comments, suggestions, etc... put a few randomly placed smileys in that hug block of text and people will be induced to read it, because they want to know why there is a vampire smiley there...

That is definately not a smart move. hehe *ponders on titles* Master of small cavorting fish eggs and the like might actually be included somewhere in there..
Your room..would you like me to make one for you? *snicker*
No, actually eccentricities are quite amazing...
Perhaps I'll do that..when I get around to it..but I would rather put a in a vampire smiley's place than a cup, but that's just me..everything where it belongs Unless I don't feel like putting it where it belongs, in which case, everything where I feel (or think) it should go.
Quille the of meager thoughts

title- i think, perhaps, references to fish eggs are slightly superfluous in this scenario... however, I did leave it up to you...

room- i think it would be best, for my safety and that of others, if I create my room, which of course means it is never going to happen, I'm far too stupid to do something like that.

}:8)

title- well ok then. I'll try to think of something more serious *snigger* and yet still confusing as ever. any input at all?
room-well you don't HAVE to have one you know. Just a suggestion really. I think I might add a library soon. And perhaps something else..hmm *ponders*. And of course, you are not far too stupid..you belong to the LCCM! (Whatever happened to Andrew [our leader dude]?) Not that that really makes you intelligent, but no one needs to be concerned with these matters!
Quille the personally confused and pointlessly inquisitive

title- i was thinking, some thing moose related would probably be logical, but that would completely defeat the purpose... so I dunno.
room- u never know, it might happen. A library? well, ok, but books have a notorious record of dispelling confusion.
just because I belong to LCCM, doesn't mena I have a brain -that test woz just too easy.
I have no idea wot happened to our leader dude.. he just dissappeared... maybe he has abandoned us.

sorry, that woz weird, but it had to be said.
}:8)

ahh..perhaps moss-related themes are good then. I'll think of one eventually.
The books I'd put in would only cause more confusion.. hehehehe. Not it doesn't--for instance..I don't have one! Yes, that test was rather simple wasn't it? Abanodoned? oh..NO! I truly agree with your smiley sentiments
Quille the currently reading about the Mice University

moss-related.. interesting...
i think that the only books in your library should have one page and have "please turn over" written on both sides... endless entertainment.
maybe we haven't been abandoned, maybe Andrew is avoiding h2g2, because last time he woz here, he talked to me, and that is enough to scare anyone off.
reading about the Mice universe... i din't know there woz one.
}:8)

moss-related or I guess I could even go with moose-related ideas.
hehe perhaps..
Well, depends on what you said to him NOt so sure he could be scared off that easily. He talked to me as well..(which might not be as scary but is certainly strange enough.) Ever notice how smart ppl are the weirdest?
Yes the University of Mice (only the white mice of course)
Quille the

moss-related, moose-related doesn't make any difference as far as I'm concerned
i don't remeber wot I said 2 him (?)
yes, I had noticed that, i have also noticed that all the people who go completely nuts and end up in assylums are very smart (or, were very smart [ B4 they went nuts])
i C... Y only white mice? to the brown mice have their own?

I see. Well I can't remember either. That's cuz smart ppl understand the pointlessness of the universe and actually care (I don't do either). The stupid ppl go crazy but just aren't destructive and thereby cause no problesm in which their mental instability would be noticed (generally).
I'm not really sure why only the white mice..actually I think it isn't only the white mice, but the white mice are who the humans do lab tests on so that they have a rudimentary understanding of the human society and psychology..

yes, well, i think the mental instability of the stupid people is less noticed, 'cos who really cares if a peanut is unstable?
but you C, the white mice may be experimented on, but the brown(and other coloured mice) are pets (or pests) and they live in peoples house and would, therfore, also have rudimentary understanding of human society.

Exactly..
Hmm..well..It hink rats are awesome! I was playing with my friend's rats and it was great! Oh yeah umm..actually that makes much more sense than anything I ever say..

now we have finished conversing on the possible extent to which small rodents comprehend human society, i will assume i have been accepted into the School for the Perpetually Confused (?)

and on a completely different topic (one which has been bothering me for quite a while)snakes live in holes, right, their holes are distinguishable from every other animals holes, right, how the **** do snakes dig holes????!!!!!!!!!

Of course you have been accepted to be in this exceptional school of the perpetually confused. your name is added to my makeshift roster..
hmm.. I'm not sure on that one. I'll look it up for you though if ya want? They might actually steal some of them.

thank U.
I thought it might be that they stole other animal's holes, but then how do people know that it's a snake hole? if they stole another animals' hole it would still look exactly like a wombat hole or woteva... but people seem to be able to tell the difference soooo the snake must have their own holes, which asks they question, how do they dig them?

Np.
Actually, people are prolly just lying to sound smart. who the **** cares if it's a snake hole, anyway? It's not like you can tell what KIND of snake inhabits the hole, without actually seeing the snake first (in which case you can say quite knowledgably that what you are seeing is a snakehole [and perhaps a snake den]). For your peace of mind I searched the web. Turns out most snakes can't actually dig their holes. I believe they might fill over the tops and then climb out when warm weather comes again (thus making the straight shaft of a snake hole..). Snakes hibernate underground to be closer to the Earth's warm bits inside..
Strangely, the only things that come up when you type in 'snakes digging holes' are these guide entries- A47675 Fat albino snakes -
A207811 - Snakes
and a bunch of info on white holes black holes and of course wormholes. (excuse my absense of punctuation).
Q the

so, on a really basic level, no-one actually knows. how very helpfull. i can't believe no-one has worked it out yet.
anyway, thanx 4 the info, i don't actually like snakes or anything, i was just wondering.
have U got any new pupils 4 U'r school yet???