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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 14, 2002
Oh Hell, I'm running out of questions here 
....
Why is Lister claustrophobic?
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Terran Posted Oct 14, 2002
*rubs hands, gets smiley ready*
*takes deep breath*
When he went shopping once he slept with one of the checkout girls, in the stock room. When her boyfriend found out, he stuffed Lister in a box. Lister begged to her boyfriend (an actor), to let him out, but decided to let him out in the middle of a stage performance in front of a crowd of people.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
Have a point then- and set the next question 
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Terran Posted Oct 15, 2002
Why did Holly his change appearance to his female equivalent, Hilly?
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Wasn't it after he met hilly in the parallel universe episode?
He fell in love with her so decided to use her face?
(That doesn't sound right, but can't think of a better explanation)
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Oh... Who got moderated?
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Terran Posted Oct 15, 2002
Damn, used a quote. BBC covering their ar... 
backsides 
. Basically your right. The quote is of an intro to series 3 which would have explained better why Holly has a sex change. Well thats my first moderation, wasn't too painful... You've probably seen the quote before.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
You know, "the same generation.. Mostly". One. So where's your question then Simon? And don't the BBC *own* the copywrite to RD? 
Or is that Grant Naylor?
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Where did Lister want to set up his dream farm with Kochanski?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
Fiji! Or Fushal, if you're a cat
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Yep Sorry that was a bit easy.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
Ohhh damn it. I'm gonna stop playing. Thinking up questions is making my ....
Holly has the same IQ as how many PE teachers?
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
6000
If you get stuck for questions, there used to be a random RD question generator on the BBC RD website, don't know if it's still there though.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
Correct!
Unfortunatly the RD bit is one of many things the evil net nanny at w*rk blocks out 
. How hootoo stays okay I've no idea 
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
What did Lister once catch when he went condom fishing in the local canal as a young lad?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 15, 2002
A black ribbed nobler.
*Waits for moderators to pounce*
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Oct 15, 2002
Yep, bonus point if you remember how much it weighed.
Oh and I got another question if your all out of them.
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