A Conversation for Warning Labels
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Started conversation Jul 3, 2002
If you can think of any labels here that I haven't posted, please add some stuff in at the end of this thread.
Euan 
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Joel Posted Jul 18, 2002
WARNING: The intended uses and/or effects of this product are entirely dependent on subjective interpretation on the part of the end user, thus rendering any concept of authorial intent a fallacy.
As outlined in post-structuralist literary theory.
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Joel Posted Jul 18, 2002
WARNING: This product contains a self-referential warning label.
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Joel Posted Jul 18, 2002
WARNING: any action performed upon this object will elicit a reaction which is both equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.
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Joel Posted Jul 18, 2002
WARNING: The use of this product as a focus for meditative contemplation may result in transcendence to a higher state of consciousness.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jul 19, 2002
Thanks Joel. I especially like the one about the self-referential warning label. I'll include most, if not all, of this.
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