A Conversation for Warning Labels
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Darth Zaphod Started conversation Dec 28, 2002
Very nice! I'm glad I went through Chemistry, or that would have been alot less funny...
Caution: The subatomic negatively charged particles that make up almost none of the mass of this product cannot and will not work together until ALL areas of it's atomic particle are filled. This is a natural process, so any attempt to alter or speed up this occurance will ultimately end in failure and/or a tear in the fabrics of space.
Hund's Rule of Atomic Structure
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jan 6, 2003
Glad you enjoyed it.
There may be more out there...
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Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat Posted Feb 3, 2003
From the title screen of the computer game "Lemmings":
We are not responsible for:
1. Loss of sleep
2. Loss of hair
3. Loss of sanity
4. The elevator music
And who can forget the warning at the start of the "Fight Club" DVD? It comes right after the (genuine) copyright notice.
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned ....... Tyler
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Feb 4, 2003
I forgot about the Lemmings one.
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- 1: Darth Zaphod (Dec 28, 2002)
- 2: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jan 6, 2003)
- 3: Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat (Feb 3, 2003)
- 4: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Feb 4, 2003)
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