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Mornington Salad
Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Started conversation Sep 4, 2002
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It give me great pleasure to announce a new MC variant, aptly named Mornington Salad. It's essentially the same game but based around vegetables. Adjustment rules of note are:
1) The tomato perogative. It can be assumed that for the purposes of Mornington Salad that a tomato is in fact a vegetable.
2) The Percy Thrower Contingent. Grass can be brought in to play only when a player has achieved a height of six feet or more. This however can be counter with a Lawn Mower card.
So here we go. First move.
Carrot
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 2002
This is just plain silly. 
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Oh, all right then, Chinese Leaf.
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Giford Posted Sep 5, 2002
North Harrow.
(I'm not quite sure I've got the hang of this.)
Gif 
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Kaz Posted Sep 5, 2002
Great big Marrows!!
you could have anything couldn't you - waits for Mornington sex aids!
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Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Lovely bunch of coconuts!! 
Yes so long as it conforms to the MC variant directive.
* Thinks about the possiblity of Mornington Cockney Rhyming Slang. 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Genetically modified squirrel.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 5, 2002
Mornington Croissant! 
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Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Sep 6, 2002
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- 1: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Sep 4, 2002)
- 2: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 5, 2002)
- 3: Giford (Sep 5, 2002)
- 4: Kaz (Sep 5, 2002)
- 5: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Sep 5, 2002)
- 6: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 5, 2002)
- 7: Giford (Sep 5, 2002)
- 8: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 5, 2002)
- 9: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Sep 6, 2002)
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