h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like the beginning of that. I always like hearing about the Night Watch and the Assassins' Guild. I'd join if I were to magically transport to the Discworld. What would you do?

I'd end up at UU, probly in the libary.

"Every one comes to Ank Morpork"

-- DoctorMO --

That doesn't surprise me.

It's cool to be an assassin, pardon, Assassin, because you can do flips and stuff and are much less likely to get mugged walking through AM's streets. And, if you'll excuse the expression, you can make an absolute killing.

I thought it was inhume?

anyway.

I could still do magic.

-- DoctorMO --

A real inhuming doesn't have the same.... bing! If you know what I mean.

This is true, but what's that quote out of Guards! Guards!? "Sooner juggle torches in a tar pit than get involved with real magic". Whereas a knife, well, step number one is: hold it by the non- pointy end.

Better to get involved with yourself then others, I say.

-- DoctorMO --

Better to get involved with others than things from the Dungeon Dimensions, I say.

Besides, to become an Assassin, you don't actually have to /inhume/ anyone. Teppic never does. I'm fairly sure Chidder only did a few.

Ah yes but he would have failed if it wasn't an acident.

anyway you only have to face your fear with the DD, you have to face your life with the assassins

I hate to break it to you but things with more mouths than tentacles can face your life as well.

not if you've got some no magic (see Equel Rights)

-- DoctorMO --

Are you, then, in fact, Simon?

probly not... I'd be a person who studied his work a few years down the line ;

-- DoctorMO --

And refined it. You'd do that.

Don't tell Terry Pratchett Though

-- DoctorMO --

I won't. Just as long as you don't tell him I've got a one- shot crossbow.

I'm not sure I could. moral and fictiouse problems.

-- DoctorMO --

Good good. 'cos if you did... worl, I'd have to find someone to take out a contract on you.

Out of Cheese Error... Redo from start!

-- DoctorMO --

*Passes across some Dates*

That should help.

Ah yes, but I want some Daycus minta lanus. what ever that is.

-- DoctorMO --