A Conversation for Frank Zappa

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Post 1

Gag Halfrunt

Thank heavens for a zappa page at last, Why don't you submitt it.


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Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I have submitted it, so expect it to be rejected in about three months' time...


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Post 3

Elysia Meadows

It won't be rejected; it's a fine article. I notcied, however, that you neglected to mention anything about Zappa's status as God.


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks! I just assumed everyone realised that FZ is God... it's common knowledge, isn't it?


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Post 5

Elysia Meadows

You may be shocked to hear this, but I know several people who had never heard of Frank Zappa until I mentioned him. I have discovered that it is a bad idea to assume things about people. They will often astound you with their ignorance.


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Post 6

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That really is quite outrageous! I think everyone I've mentioned FZ to has at least heard of him, even if they didn't know anything about him...


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Post 7

Elysia Meadows

It's a crazy world out there.


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Post 8

Obscure

Crazier than you may think!


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Post 9

Elysia Meadows

How crazy do you think it is?


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Post 10

Obscure

The whole world is completely gunga!


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Post 11

Elysia Meadows

Give me some examples. I need a laugh.


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Post 12

Obscure

I live in the rocky mountains, and we get some absurd questions, like "how heavy is that mountain", to which the only reply can be, "with or without the snow". Or they have driven through the gates that say in, big, bold letters, "welcome to Banff national park", drive 3 miles to the town of Banff, and then ask "are we in the park".
On top of that there are people spending money on deeds to plots of land on Mars, I think the martians may have something to say about that. Must ask our correspondent on Mars about that, unless of course he's behind it all.


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Post 13

marvthegrate LtG KEA

But if you go a little further south in the rockies you get strange religons. And weak beer (by american standards no less).


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Post 14

Obscure

Good point, we have to import our absurdities.


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Post 15

Elysia Meadows

Hey! I live in the Rockies too! I live in Colorado.


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Post 16

Obscure

what nuttiness happens in Colarado, do you have local absurdities or only the visiting type. Commonly known as a 'tourist'.


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Post 17

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Here in Utah, we have all kinds of absurdities... Many local some imported.


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Post 18

Obscure

We stray from the point, dare one ask for suggestions as to the most easily accessable album by the late great Frank. I have pondered for years what one should use to inaugurate a virgin Zapparite.


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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

How about "Strictly Commercial"?


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Post 20

Gag Halfrunt

Ach, Nien, It's got to be cheap thrills or the son thereof


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