h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, my first kiss was while I was in kindergaden. I can't remember much of it any longer, but I remember the story I've told, so I guess I'll stick to that

Well, there was a tremendous gape between out ages, or at least that was what we thought at the time - he was 5 and I was 6 . We called ourself a "couple" - I was his "girlfriend" and he my "boyfriend"... We used to go behind the shed where the grownups smoked and we kissed - and went bragging about it to everyone afterwards.
I guess it was that kind of adorable children's kiss: Lips sealed together, as far out from your face as humanly possible!
I'm not sure what I thought of it - I was dead proud, of course, to show that I didn't care about the "Eeh! Kissing boys are so gross!"-opinion, and I was the first girl in my circle of friends that ever kissed a boy... But I don't think there were any deeper feelings behind it at all. It was like: After we had kissed "passionately", he would say "hey! Wanna go and jump in the pond?" - "Yeah, sure!"

At the time we were sure we had to get married because of those kisses - the owner of the kindergarden even used to act as the minister when we pretended. But, alas , as I was older than him I went out of the kindergarden before him, and I never saw him again... (Technically, we never broke up)

my 1st kiss was when i was 7 it was gr8 .we just went 4 it

my 1st kiss was when i was 7 it was gr8 .we just went 4 it. hey tilly
do you have a lover .....

Er... Not that I'm aware of currently, no...

so how old are you

Before we take this any further perhaps you should go to my User Page, eh? (You go to my user page by clicking my name) You could start a thread there instead

that is just so gosh darned cute! and you write in such a witty, endearing manner.

er, going back ot the earlier part about kissing.

I was six or seven years old at the time, and so was he. It was summer, and we were both being baby-sat for by the same person. We somehow got to talking about how fake the kissing looks in animated movies, and somehow that lead to us kissing. It wasn't much, just a little more than a quick peck. WE stayed just friends after that. The boy moved away three years later. I haven't heard from him since.

My first kiss was when I was 3 or 4. We played together often and one day we kissed each other, in this kind of playhouse. I can't remember any details. But I still know her, though we are not close. Her family is a friend of the family. Actually her mother helped me get this job.

And then the next kiss came about 15 years later. And I haven't been kissed for two years now

*plays violin music in background*

Maybe I should also mention my second kiss. I had been over at a girl who I really couldn't figure out if liked me or not. It was quite frustrating. I was about to leave on the bus when she asked if I didn't feel like kissing her, which I did. It wasn't untill then I was sure she liked me.

Stangely enough, my secong kiss was when I was about to leave on a bus as well... It's a conspiracy!

*kisses xanatic soundly and then flees*

But I would have liked to have done it at a different time. It didn't seem the most romantic of things.

*frowns at being ignored*

*runs up and licks you behind the ear, giggles, then scampers off again*

Oh my word, they're at it again...

Find a bus will you?

no..*SNIFF!* I'm afraid xanatic has no such interest *gets on a lonely H-Route to proceed with her crying*

Eww. *wipes behind ear*

*sudden interest in examining fingernails*
*mumblemumble*
*sigh*

*walks off in a generally northwesterly direction*

I'm not a stamp you know