h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..though I invite my assertion to be challenged. In fact I'll extend it to whomever wishes to come here and lay a little kiss on me .

My first kiss was pretty horrid. It was in the front seat of my then boyfriend's Cadillac. Good so far I know. Well, it was his first, and having had a wierd childhood, I shunned physical contact. It was my 18th birthday, and he was determined to give it, as I was determined to receive. Well, the deed occurred without any accompanying resounding of the heavens or similar rot. Sadly. *weeps a single tear for her disallusionment and her dashed hopes* But boy did that open the floodgates, because within a year I was deflowered (after having been kissed rather nicely by someone who knew how) and engaged even! Crazy kids. All I can say is "hooray for co-ed dorms!" and leave it at that, since, being new, I've not yet felt out the sexual barometer of this lovely site.

*kisses in abundance to all, from amongst the trees of the Pacific Northwest!*

Well, there is a thread for talking about how you lost your virginity. You can find it in the personal space of Archangel Galaxy Babe.

There's even a "my first kiss" forum, although I don't think it's called that. And somewhere, there's a perfect kiss forum, which has been buzzing away busily over the course of the last few weeks. (So dictate the lists of conversations on other peoples user spaces. )

*regretteth his first kiss*

ohhhh darlin', don't regret those experiences that made you the overwhelmingly lovely person that you obviously are

-a little sum of her own questionable history of thoughts and deeds-

How dare you call me overwhelmingly lovely.

easy - i dared, and i'll do it again if provoked *raises herself to her full height of um..5'3" and attempts to look menacing*

Well, I'm not. *shrugs and walks off*

I can kiss, I know I can and I have been told I can... AND I AM FROM IDAHO!!! No I didnt grow Potatos either!

really now....care to prove it?

Oh I will, just give me a chance! I love kissing, it is so fun, and the great thing, is that it is a fun way to pass time, even if you arnt to into the person as a "lover" or whatnot, if you both enjoy kissing, it can be just as fun!

Now why can't more people, boys AND girls alike, think in that manner *scratches head in contemplation*

Don't you think we'd all get along better if we could get lovin' on demand?

Yes, the only thing I believe in is sex with someone you care about(LOVE and LIKE), Kissin can be with anyone as long as you dont mind each other(TOLERATE AND LIKE) Kissing is not cheating in my eyes, nor Lindsay's

well then, give your girl a kiss for me

I will Ma'am as soon a she gets back down here!