You pull one of the lamps, which then revolves Scooby-Doo stylee. You roll down a ramp, down feet into the ground… You get to your feet and dust yourself off, and look around you…: before you is....

... teeth's ...

This is going to be named by the first researcher who writes here!

teeth is the more mischievous, cynical and occassionally dark side of my personality. Before you is a large room: teeth likes his space. Everything appears to be in various shades of black, except for one of the chairs, which is bright green: teeth doesn't like conformity. On one side of the room, are a variety of grisly looking weapons, on the other side are a pair of tongs and a spatula.

You walk over a black rug, that legend says used to be white, and has never been cleaned. You turn to see the door behind you shut, and a cabinet that was unseen on your entry, you pull out a drawer, which happens to be filled with jelly-beans, be careful though, teeth likes to rot other peoples'.