A Conversation for THE SOCK MONSTER
The North American Sock Monster ...
The High Duke of Mars Started conversation Nov 10, 1999
Is it a feral animal brought to the new world by colonists, or is its own species of sock monster (sockmonsterii americanus)?
I had a sock monster problem until I learned how to bait it with mismatched socks. I put all of my mismatched socks in a bag, which I keep buried deep in my closet.
From time to time (every three months or so) I check the bag and find that *the sock monster has goofed up and left me with a matching pair.*
What alarms me is that every once in a while I gain a pair of socks *that are obviously not mine.*
For example, I have never purchased a pair of pink Winnie-the-Pooh socks ...
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