h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One day, Feneric left her house and walked...

... Through the dark dark wood, to visit her aunty, who lived in the dark dark house, in the dark dark middle of the dark dark wood.

while walking she wondered exactly why her name was as it was...

Particularly since it seemed to be a boy's name, and she was cleary all woman.

Lost in her thoughts, Feneric tripped and felt her self falling for what seemed like miles. After a while she couldn't tell which direction she was falling in through the pitch black darkness.She thought for a moment that she may not be falling at all but was in fact stationary, suspended in the must darkness that enveloped her.