h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. I'm from America. I think it could be profitable if your perhaps write into a magazines problem page with your story to see if you could get the star letter and maybe make some money or win a prize. Or maybe even turn your life into a film or short story with the help of a friend. Preferably one with a degree in film or media. Then sell this to a big TV/Film producer and maybe make a mint... obviously not a mint but money.. cos.. well..you would want more than a polo wouldnt you... I suppose a mint imperial wouldnt be bad but after all I think cash would be better...

Hi, I work for a popular daytime television show and we need you to appear on our programme about Love Rats and Bizarre Love Triangles. Perhaps you could bring some friends along to back up your story and start a fight with your lying cheating scum-bag. We really need a mixture of regional accents to make our programme appeal to a wider audience so do you think you could bring someone from Manchester and someone hard, how about a kick boxer? This is going to be "must see tv" and is sure to make you much more fame and money than a movie of the crisis ever would. Please call Richard and Judy today.....

Thanks for the offer, but the scum bag is going to get it tonight, so I doubt he will be around for any sort of interview.

I fear I may have been rumbled....

You have been rumbled, with LeeLoo beside me, you have no chance of getting passed us

Especially with the way this thing always brings up your id number. You see we're right clever up here in Newcastle. Anyway - do you not think it's about time for a nickname now Joel??? Researcher 35089 is so impersonal. You are a name - not a number.

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