Married to Agony Uncles, they are people whose lives are in such a mess they feel qualified to tell others what to do and get paid for it!
The advice they give is always along the lines of:
"Pull your socks up and stop whinging"
"What makes you think you have the right to be happy? All relationships have to be worked at so just buckle down and get on with it"
and "Dump him"
They never take their own advice. Ever.