h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehe, that's so brief it could have been one of mine! You've not mentioned the dangers of what you might encounter exploring the dark recesses under the soft...

I find it best to do it blindfolded....and looking under the sofa as well!
Sorry couldn't resist it!

Well, I know you're that kind of girl now . I always use a big stick myself...

Hmm, not sure about the big stick.....depending on what we're referring to, of course!

Well, it means you can reach right to the very back and avoid any unpleasant physical contact with any "dubious" substances that might be lurking under there... Now what did you think I was referring too

I thought you were referring to the big stick I keep by the bed in case there are unwanted visitors during the night!

Thanks for the warning! Do you get many unwanted visitors in the night? And just how big a stick is this!

None luckily. Not that it means all visitors are wanted it just means there aren't that many visitors! Am I protesting too much? It's the size of a rounders bat.