h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What about the Froods in Newcastle and Scotland, will we have to trek half way across the country for a party. PLease come close say North Tyneside. (Yes the place with the giant chemical fire on the 11th of April)

hi there I take it your from the North East so am I live not far from the fire! I agree we always seem to get left out cos meets are everywhere but here. I think we should arrange one of our own!!

Yes let's start a party chain all across Northumberland, Cumbria, Tyne & Wear, Durham and Cleveland, maybe Southern Scotland and Yorkshire if we have time!!!

I may be confusalatd...but aren't all of you in the Uk sorta' close together to begin with? ~~~~~~

Well I take it your from a foreign place. It a matter of fact the length of the UK from Wick, Scotland to Penzance, England is about 900 miles. Granted most people live in the South between Luton and Penzance but still it takes me three hours to get to EDinborough and about seven to get to London. Trains can cut the time but since the privatisation of the Railways, half of them never work!!!

...*looks around...* Nope, I'm not in a foreign place. This is the same place I've been for years.

Geez 900 miles huh? trains not running? Waaall couldn't you jusss walk?

I was thinking of coming over there...but if I'm gonna' be stuck in the middle of nowhere...I'm coming for sure!

I take it your from Northern Ireland, Pandora!

And I take it you haven't visited my Home Page!

I only use an Irish accent when I am speaking with telemarketers or bill collectors.

I live in New London, Ohio USA.

You could never get a job with the Psychic Hotline!

I thought New London was on the planet Mars just outside the Capital of Wibble. Incase you haven't realised I'am an electric type not a psychic type, If I wanted to be a psychic bird I would have been Grand Admiral Noctowl!!!

I resemble that remark!

How did YOU know I am on Mars?!? If you help me keep this private, I promise not to mourdorlize you!
And not to be too picky but it's Wible, with one 'B'.

There's just something about a man in uniform...I don't recall what it is...but I remember it was a good thing. 8-D

Well I'm taken!

Are ya' braggin' or complaining?!

Anyway, I don't like to KEEP men, jusss use um an' loose um.
Don't look at me like that. I am a Born Again Tart. Or, as Pierce the says, I'm a re-tart.

To you and yours!...*wonders why the men always thinks she after them...doesn't care...*

I think it's only us two here, how romantic, listen I think your an alright sorta girl who really noes where her towel is but and more presisley to the point, WHEN ON EARTH ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY near Tyneside!

...*looks around...* Yep, seems to be just 'us'.
Did you say PARTY? I'm ALWAYS up for a party!

...*takes out her map...can't find Tyneside...* Is there more than just this one map?

...*runs around looking for the perfect party outfit...prepares herself for a party...*

Lets through it say in North Tyneside near the lake because its peacefull and tranquille. Do me a favour?

Why certainly...*crosses her fingers behind her back...* What can I do for you?

Its a cockney slang, like your having a laugh or your pulling my leg, it means your joking aren't you, I also thought I could trust you!

Of course! I knew that!
At least I know where my towle is.

Here's an American saying for you: "Bite Me!" ~~

...*stillllll wanting a party she dresses in her finest gown, sans shoes and begins to drink...* Care to join me?
...*wonders how she will ever cross the boundries of different cultures from home...doesn't care...*

Thats the thing when caring!!!

You're silly!

Speaking of 'care', care to dance...?*begins to dance the Tango...* Jussss
jump in anywhere you like...I'll even let you lead!