h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eh, it'll have to do.

wait i found another £1 behind the sofa

Excellent. I'll be able to afford to get reality changed so that the sky is green.

That's not as much up to reality as much as it is up to the orderly functioning cones. If you manage to get just the right kind of retinal damage, you can end up with Tritanopia, where you can't see any blue at all (but then the sky might end up looking yellow; I'm not sure how that works ).

speaking of rality i need thet pound for the meter, to keep the univers going

Some scientists have just proven that the universe is actually imaginary. I am not sure why they felt it necessary to prove this...

I dont know
the whole philosophical thing what was it
"am i a butterfly dreaming that i am a man or a man dreaming that i am a butterfly"

I hope enough people are clapping their hands and saying "I do believe in the universe." I'd hate to start not existing at my time of life.

Are you implying the universe is a fairy?



(not that there's anything wrong with that)

The universe is very flamboyant. That's all I'm going to say.

So am I. I find it comforting to be living in my kind of universe.

bother!
does anyone have a coin for the reality Meter or do I have to dust it with a brick

The reality metre has been broken for years. I think it was about the time that Reality TV started getting really big; it somehow made it go outta whack.
We got a monthly membership with a sub-reality contractor, just to keep things from getting too chaotic.

I think someone put gum in the coin slot.

Sub-reality might be a good racket to get into until the recession blows over.

Of course! Why didn't I see it before? The recession is as a newspaper in a tornado made of cheese. Its better to have attempted to read it and gotten motion sick than to revel in ignorance.

Me, I'm all for the revelling in ignorance option. On the whole, it's a lot less stressful.

But you can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of mine!

"Me, I'm all for the revelling in ignorance option" [SayHeyJay]

I'm so ignorant that I didn't even know there was a ignorance option. Can I get the option restrospectivel, or would I have to trek down to the Reality Office, fill out mountains of paperwork that no one will ever read, and wear my knees down from grovelling before the powers that be?