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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 11, 2009
*whispers* You dunce, it's me! I am under cover. I suspect that this 'Jay' is an impostor. The real Jay would have realised I am not a maid.
*loud* Oh, um, I'm awf'ly sorry sir. 'Onest mistake that. Clumsy me! Ha ha.
The MotMV TeaRoom. Nice and simple, like tea.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 11, 2009
argh! a broom
*dives for cover*
The MotMV TeaRoom. Nice and simple, like KOTF only with 'nice' added.
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 11, 2009
I think I skipped too much of the backlog
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 11, 2009
The MotMV TeaRoom. Nice and simple, like Quantum Physics
Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 11, 2009
Sometimes a few bits of carrot will get stuck on the ends of the bristles of the broom. May I pick through the bristles? 
The MotMV TeaRoom. Nice and simple, like KOTF only with 'nice' added.
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 11, 2009
I'm not entirely sure that would pass food hygiene laws
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 12, 2009
>>I think I skipped too much of the backlog<<
Pft. So did I. That's part of the fun. 
The MotMV TeaRoom. Well, it's a room; I'm not sure about the tea.
Backlog?
Is that an edible piece of timber?
The MotMV TeaRoom. Well, it's a room; I'm not sure about the tea.
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 12, 2009
It is indeed. But its also a in-depth voter distribution policy based on making the most out of the terraneous terrain that is Antarctica.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 12, 2009
What percentage of timber is Justin Timberlake?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 12, 2009
Further to the above, how much 
does a woman have to show before it counts as a wardrobe malfunction...further more, how much more would she need to show before it counted as indecent exposure?
The MotMV TeaRoom. Well, it's a room; I'm not sure about the tea.
T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 12, 2009
Gosh darn it all to heck! wrong thread, excuse me while I go and ask that again in the right convo
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nicki Posted Apr 13, 2009
Justin timberlake is 40% timber.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 13, 2009
I would settle for decent exposure, unless my camera had automatic settings.
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Jay Posted Apr 13, 2009
>>*whispers* You dunce, it's me! I am under cover. I suspect that this 'Jay' is an impostor. The real Jay would have realised I am not a maid.<<
*points at her rhinestone encrusted name tag* No no, it's me, see?
Heh heh, do you really think that I'd...oh I don't know...hit Jay in the head, tie her up, steal her rhinestone name tag and stuff her limp body in the air vent until it smelled of week old fish? Heh heh, no. No, I say. *adjusts name tag*
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Jay Posted Apr 13, 2009
*wonders why Lady P is hiding under the covers*
The MotMV TeaRoom. Well, it's a room; I'm not sure about the tea.
* ponders whether Justin Timberlake is edible or not. 40% wood and 60 % water - just like any male in the morning*
The MotMV TeaRoom. Well, it's a room; I'm not sure about the tea.
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 14, 2009
Ah, Jay. It is a joke, of course. Humouristically stating something that is wildly improbable in a way as to suggest that this thing has actually accured.
A joke. Ha ha!
Of course, if you are the _real_ Jay *circles her cautiously* you will know how to answer a few simple questions, would you not?
Just... some... _simple_... questions.
*pounce*
HOW IS A RAVEN LIKE A DOOR HINGE?
HOW IS A DOOR HINGE LIKE A WRITING DESK?
WHO COLLAPSED THE AIR VENT, WHEN, WHY AND HOW?
WHERE IS GODBEN?
WHAT HAPPENED ON FEBRUARY 17TH, 1877, UNDER THE ELM TREE IN THE COURTYARD?
WHY IS THERE A STAIN ON THE FLOOR?
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 14, 2009
42.
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Jay Posted Apr 15, 2009
You don't scare me with your questions, Pennywhistle!! I've already stared into the very face of evil today...that's right...THE AMERICAN INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!!!!!**
Oh, and to answer your feeble attempt at interrogation, the answer to all is 42 of course. *slips EvilClaw 1,000,000 Mexican Pesos*
**Yup, stared 'em down, then contritely wrote 'em a check. 
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- 24621: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24622: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24623: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24624: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24625: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24626: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 11, 2009)
- 24627: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24628: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24629: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24630: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24631: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24632: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 12, 2009)
- 24633: nicki (Apr 13, 2009)
- 24634: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 13, 2009)
- 24635: Jay (Apr 13, 2009)
- 24636: Jay (Apr 13, 2009)
- 24637: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 14, 2009)
- 24638: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 14, 2009)
- 24639: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 14, 2009)
- 24640: Jay (Apr 15, 2009)
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