h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello! Hate to pick faults here but theres a slight issue with playing footie in Hyde Park on the 20th... But oooh it's a yummy issue..
*dazes off*
Oh sorry Umm, Bryan Adams is doing a HUGE open air concert in Hyde Park and you have no chance of getting within 3 miles Oh sorry the grin was because I'm tyring to convince Peregrin he likes Bryan Adams and needs to go...

...and hospitality packages are currently available for mere £189

*gulp*

Well that appears to have scuppered an otherwise flawless plan

Isn't Hyde Park big enough for all of us?

*makes a note to panic at Abi*

Well we could try going across the road to Liz's back garden instead

We could invite Bryan Adams back to the pub afterwards.
*makes mental note to bring lots of s if this plan comes together*

Why? Is Bryan partial to a bit of salad then?

Then we really will have to have somewhere with a music licence.

*swoons at the thought of a hot sweaty evening with Bryan Adams*

When I saw this in someone's current conversations, I just somehow knew 'bell started it...

Hey!!!
*wonders whether to object or not*
...
*settles with looking confused*
Why? I don't mention my adoration of Bryan Adams?
*is with Trillians child on this*
Ooh I know, we could buy tickets and then go?
*hints at certain Birds of Prey*

I can think of better things than a Bryan Adams concert, like a DIY liver transplant for instance

Oh, I don't know... '*waves* Ummm importantness!!' just sounded like you to me, 'bell... Maybe it was the exclamation points

We could go to see Bryan Adams, but wear Ryan Adams T-shirts.....?

Or instead of a treasure hunt thingymy we could try and see who could be the firts person to sneak me backstage to Bryans dressing room... purely for research purposes!!!

*hums*
What exclamation marks?
*looks innocent*
OOOOOoooooooooooooooh maybe instead of winning h2g2 t shirts we could win Bryan Adams!!!

Well, I saw him being interviewed on TV last night and I'm not sure I would actually *want* to win him!

However... why not simply relocate the picnic/footie etc to St James's Park. London's oldest Royal Park and very pretty. It's easy to find, we could play spot the pelican and it's not too far of a staggering distance away from the pub at Picadilly for the evening.

http://www.royalparks.gov.uk/james.htm

What exactly was he like in this interview then? Sometimes they do come over pretentious and full of themselves, then you're put off for life.

I must admit that song "To love a woman" did make me suspicious. Anyone who writes that sort of trash must be a bit of a jerk. But the gutsier stuff is fine.

I've become much better disposed towards Bryan Adams since that interview. He obviously finds Brian Conley as odious and unfunny as I do.

Hi Tinkerbell,

I have spoken to the Royal Parks authority and they have told me that the gig will only take up about a third of the park and there is plenty of room.

Which is nice!

Whoops! I've accidentally hit this very heavy cricket ball directly at Bryan Adams' head.




Again.

Hi Coelacanth,

St James' Park, while stunning, isn't actually big enough to play softball in. It is surprising small with lots of paths and sunbathers.

Oh and killer squirrels. I used to walk through it every morning on my way to work and you really had to watch out for those squirrels. You couldn't eat anything, otherwise they will run up your legs and mug you!

I once met Humphrey the Downing Street in St James' Park. This was just after the Bleuuughs had got in to power, so I guess Cherie had chucked him out.