h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, there is always the London meet, tomorrow though they don't have no flap caps down there

You could wear one?
Whats this about gerkhins anyway.... ugh.

Gherkins are one of the many items I attempt to get a well known home dilivery service of a leading supermarket to diliver.... will they? I just had a dilivery, of the shopping that was dilivered yesterday well, yesterday between 11 and 1 I should have had my entire shop dilivered. Instead they diliver half of it, and I spend all afternoon, and all this morning ringing and speaking to them and, on news that it will* be dilivered today, I can't do much and hang about.
It arrived ten minutes ago.
Still missing half the stuff why does this always happen to me is really annoying though, and I' ought to pack for tomorrow wel, pack my wallet and hat

Nah then all club members attending the affiliated meet up down south, just be careful, don't let them bright lights go to your head...keep a hold of your wallets & watch out for that soft southern other than that 'ave a good time

soft sothern well I'll have a few s for each member not attending

aye tha'll 'ave nay chance of any <vodka&vimto> there lad

ei, neigh Vodka and Vimto in this neck of the woods

We're relying on thee t'spread the gospel lad

I'll give me best shot

If you ask me they were doing you a favour by not delivering gherkins!

Oh who else is going from the north? Technically I'm in the south but I did only return yesterday after a week in the north so it's not worn off yet...

I'm not, got a too busy February (& expensive, a christening, an 18th party, a firm's social club do & a curry crawl )

well, I'm totally south, unfortunatly living down here and everything now, though I did of course live ayear and a bit in Manchester I'm not so much worried over the Gherkins, but also the pasta they didn't diliver; I only got three filled pasta, and not a sign of teh most expensive of the three I didn't get any fresh corianda or any organic sweetcorn and some other stuff too hmm can't remember what now I'm seriously thinking of going back to a taxi to, and one from supermarket, just so I can get what I want

Ok, just here briefly to let people knwo that I've chosen one of my degree topics as Representation of the north, I aim to convince all my southern classmates that whippets still race round t'pits and in some parts we have tropical climes with monkeys... Oh yeah, my point, found a fantastic website which I don't know if people have seen called ayup.co.uk, worth it alone for the avin'a laugh section with the "you know youre in barnsley when". So true!!!

I thought all the monkeys were tortured to death by Hartlepoolers.

Ayup is . I liked the girl who wrote explaining *why* it is entirely necessary to go out of an evening in very little clothing having spent the day complaining to her parents about how cold the house is. The older generation don't just get it do they?

*Wipes off two weeks of dust that has collected on the bar, looks round to see if anyone's looking, realises nobody is and helps himself to a yard of *

Oi, where's mine?

Oh, yard of ale, reite champion I'm ment to be at the pub in RL tonight, but its so horrid outside, and now its getting late

*Gets two more*

chuck any dry roasted peanuts near to hand? I've not had me tea yet

Let's see...

We've got scampi nik naks, frazzles, pork scratchings, ah here we are...

*Passes Granny a couple of bags of peanuts and some vodka & vimto to wash them down with*