The Post Horror Scope
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
Having missed a couple of weeks Horror Scope, I know you are all very eager to read what your Horror Scope says in the coming week. This I understand, so will not say anymore...
I am quite willing to answer all questions and queries regarding this subject and, if wanted, I can help with problems from researchers via e-mail. Due to time restrictions I cannot reply to each individual e-mail personally, but will give the answer to your problems on the Horror Scope page. Please send your letters and queries to me Mystic Greebs.
The Horror Scope is divided rather neatly up into twelve sections, January through to December, and you will be able to tell which section you fall under by looking to the day you joined h2g2.
For those of you with limited understanding, I will explain further. If you joined h2g2 on the 25th April 2001, then your section will be April and you can read your future under that section heading.
JANUARY
I feel that, that strange feeling you have been feeling all last week, will make you feel a little sad for a little while. It is perfectly normal to get these feelings from time to time, so try to feel positve if you can, I have a feeling that this feeling will not last much longer.
FEBRUARY
Be wary of people bearing gifts this week, though the day of practical jokes has gone, some tricksters may still wish to make you look a fool; do not make their day, or even their week!!
MARCH
The Tarot Cards reveal that this week would be a good week to show off something you have learned but kept secret.
APRIL
A week of troubles is in store for you; try to keep your perspective, you are well able to deal with any trials that come your way. On a happier note... B#
MAY
The Whingy Board has a message for you from a close friend who has been to the seaside in the past ten years, aunties daughter... 'A kiss on the hand might be quite continental, but doughnuts are a cats best friend!' I am sure that it has meaning for you.
JUNE
A wind just blew in from the windy city, it's mighty pretty, but its not got what you've got. No indeed. Don't be tempted to do anything different this week... keep doing the same old things, I know its boring, but there you go.
JULY
I was gazing into the Crystal Ball when it clouded over, a bad sign, or a very good one, depending on how you look at it. Do not make a firm decision on anything this week, wait a while and think things through.
AUGUST
A party invitation will come your way at the end of the week, this would be a good time to buy those new clothes you have been meaning to treat yourself too. Have fun!
SEPTEMBER
A conversation with a passing stranger will give you the idea for a new guide entry, it will be your best yet. Stay away from yellow this Friday; I see a bad aura around that colour for you.
OCTOBER
The tea leaves show that you will encounter something new this week; the leaves are not forthcoming as to what, so whatever it is, will be a surprise. It will be a good surprise, not a bad one, so don't worry.
NOVEMBER
A tantalizing glimpse of Uranus this week, gives rise to magnificent eruption from the lower plains. Do not be frightened by this fateful coming, it has been long fortold in your destiny.
DECEMBER
A happy event at the start of the week will keep you in a good mood all the rest of the week. Good fortune favours you, be prepared for great success in all your endeavours.
DISCLAIMER
As we all know fortune telling is not an exact science, so Greebo T. Cat, The Post and indeed h2g2 cannot be held responsible for anything printed in The Horror Scope that is not one hundred percent
truthful. To be honest, I think you should all be jolly happy if one percent of the predictions come true.
This statement in no way refutes Ms Cat's mystical gifts. So there!!!
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Mystic Greebs
