h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

O.K. Myst, now I'll just get out the press..

*pulls out wooden thing (I'm not feeling descriptive today, it's a small press for home made wine) from under bed, assembles it*

Stick your grapes in there.

*sticks his grapes in the top of the press*

*Dumps grapes into press*

Ok, now what?

O.K., I put in this pannel onto the screw and tighten it like so:

*grape juice mixed with it's own narutaly occuring yeast pours into a bucket underneath*

*finnishes pouring*

right, that's the stuff, now help me pick up the bucket and pour it into this carboy.

*Picks up bucket*

Go ahead.

*Pulls out funner and carboy and the wine and yeasty beastys go in*

O.K., now here's where we cheat. Normaly it'd take a few months of fermenting to get this right, maybe even a year, but if we go to that place in the forrest where space time behaves weird, we can ferment it in a couple of minutes.