h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The lighting in this room is slightly lighter than dim. On the far wall, a plasma screen tv, on the wall across from that, a nice bunk with the sheets all messed up, as if someone had just left the bed after a restful nights tossing-and-turning sleep. There is a mini-fridge in the corner next to the bed, and it contains some soda, beer, pork rinds, and those little microwave mini-corn dogs. It is a cozy little room and Speedygreen the Great enjoys it and welcomes you to it.