h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*decorates the bar area with cobwebs, lanterns etc for a genuine atmosphere, sweeps the wooden floor and stokes up the fire..*

I didn't know there was already one on!

don't worry about i ,more than ones always good!

True, variety is the spice n' all that...

More drinks the better!

Ooh, cool!

*brings in bags of apples and treacle scones*

theres an old divination thing you can do with apples on halloween..i forget how it goes now though!

ummm, I think it is peel the apple in one long piece, face the moon, throw the peel over your shoulder, an it will form the letter of your future lover I think, is too early in the morning

I've heard that one..only with putting the peel into a bowl of water or something though i guess theres lots..the one i was thinking of though, involved cutting the apple into halves i think n counting the pips..

mmmmmmmmm not herd of that one, will have to look at my books

for me


I'm a good girl I am

you can't drink tea at a party ! 'poke'

have a screaming corpsegasm ,our speciality cocktail

oh all right then bra mistress

I'll have one of the corpseism thingies

*gives helly a glass mug of steaming green stuff*

errrrrrggggg what's in this thing?

*holds nose*

*chugs drinks*

dont worry about whats in it

great stuff though eh!

Elo darlin..come ere often...

Only once but it was in the toilets

*wonders if that'll get moderated*

dirty cow

*puts up the last few deccies n whatnot*