h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*striding inn*

For comedy value: Elm street series. Living dead series.

The last good horror I saw was only rated M but I liked it. "THEY" from Wes Craven

Jon- Yo dude Well books leave a lot more to the imagination and you can use ya own sick mind lol
but i do love gory horrors and i suppose ya need 2 watch them. Bein at uni aswell I have lots of work 2 do so i dont get time 2 read as much as i used 2 so i generally watch horror films now.
Wot u think of david cronenberg?

Steph- Hi darlin u checked out that website? Yeah freddy did always creep me out lol dunno why think it was the whole burnt thing and them nails lol

All- Yeah supernatural and occult things disturb me sometimes. I mean with the whole occult thing have watched so many real life documentaries about ghosts, tarot cards, ouji boards, cult practices that it craps me up sometimes. I had an experience where I really got hypnotised by a mate when we was on a school field trip and it really made me realise that we shouldnt mess with things we dont understand. I mean i didnt believe them wen they said they'd hypnotised me (i think ive told u the story steph)
but all of me 5 m8s in the room gave the same account and all were willin 2 b hypnotised b4 they saw me get it done lol So i found another lad (chris) who was in another dorm 2 agree 2 it. oh btw they got me 2 act like a 5 year old. I apparently walked round room and gently punched me mate ste and then sucked me thumb in corner!!! And thats what i used 2 do when i was 5!! I used 2 hit me bro then when i got in trouble id suck me thumb!! nehow i was messed up next day cus i cudnt remember nethin neway me m8 matt who done hypnotisin said not 2 think bout it and he'd been hypnotised himself and saw others
and he was just copyin what he saw on me. Neway thats where chris comes in i told him bout it
and he agreed 2 do it. So we got
him in the room the next night and i watched as he went through the same routine as they did 2 me
and they asked him 2 show his feminine side. (was funny cus well he was a bit feminine) and after bout 5 secs his eyes shot open and he started runnin towards door shoutin "mr woodwards gunna kill me" mr woodward was our teacher and he said no girls were allowed in boys dorm. He threw 3 blokes out the way like they were nothin (we didnt want him fallin down the stairs!) he shot out the room and into the girls dorm. We all followed.. He then started shoutin "wheres me lippy, wheres me nighty, wheres me bra" was proper freaky sh!t as i looked into his eyes and no1 was at home!! We had 2 drag him back 2 the dorm 2 wake him up!! Neway thats all the detail am willin 2 go in2 cus 1. i dont want ne1 re-inactin the hypnotisome thus not tellin method and 2.It was proper messed up. Nehow 2 conclude i really think we shouldnt mess with what we dont understand.

I can still hear the 'claws' always reminded me of school bl....( not PC) chalkboards (werent call chalkboards when I was a school) hmmmmpf

Its strange to think that he could play a such good guy in 'V'

Hi "They" is pretty good, have you seen cradle of fear?? lol cus no1 else as prob not if ya american. (I take it ya american?? "Rated M")

Check out <./>www.cradleoffear.com</.>

or if it dont work search cradle of fear on google

btw wots ya name? asl?

A friend of mine once wanted to do a ouji board but i refused! I think there is no point because if there are these ghosts out there they all seem to be evil and I may sound like a baby but is scares the sh!t out of me and I'd rather go without then something bad happen.

Yeh that website is scary! Wanna c them stories now!! Look well creepy and gory!!

A horror that wasn't up to much, but had the gore factor and was a bit scary was wishmaster! The bit that scared me was the bloke in the tank, he was the bodyguard but 'wished' for something more daring and exciting!

Who here has seen Brainscan?

I think parnormal spirits
i used the term loosely ghosts
I am pretty creeped out about the
idea of poltergeists. Just cus i dont like the idea that something can touch me, hit me, hurt me and i cant hit them back:s

Its prob only thing that freaks me out in the whole world.

Ne1 else got ne fears??

btw I feel im at home talkin bout
horror lol first time ive came here usually itz just borin talk.
U lot seem sound as

HI Stephy theres 3 wishmasters
yep i like the idea of wishes with a twist lol personally for comedy horrors i love the lepraucaun films!! That little irish dude is very comical in his
killings lol

btw steph Cradle of fear is ace!!
I bought it as soon as it came out! It took ages as itz banned still in every town and apart from HMV Birmingham and London. I luckily live right by and go 2 uni in birmingham lol Yep itz sick and very gory lol lotsa a fun

I'm absolutely terrified at the thought of being burried alive. I saw a film once with Jennifer Jason Lee, it was a while ago now, I think it was called trapped but could be wrong. And JJL was havin an affair with this bloke and they were plotting to kill her husband and they thought they had but really they burried him alive and he escaped and seeked vevenge so one night when they were in JJLs house he had all these wooden walls set up to trap them and the affair bloke had this injection of some kind of poison i think and was gonna get the husband but tripped and got himself and he dies so the husband burried his wife alive in a coffin with the dead bloke and it really creeped me out!!! (btw some details may be wrong as i've not seen it for a while)

Marc thats interesting regression can be very useful in clinical use, but I dont agree with its use for 'entertainment'

As for the occult I think we will always agree to disagree on that one, I've been an 'affirmed witch' for over 20 years and my 'Art' has never caused me any harm in fact in times of trouble and stress it helps and I think (personal view) its a better way of life, but I suppose its not for everyone.


Jonathan

Yeah i know there are 3 wishmasters but the first one was the best.

I'm going to london in a few weeks I think so will look out for cradle of filth. I'm a horror junkie

Yeh the lepracauhn films r funny! Especially the one is space.

Yep the idea of bein buried alive is pretty scary!! I'll let u all in on my hypothesis of hell lol

Right i think that if you lead a bad life and are destined for "hell" when u die you can still hear and see everything even though u are clinically dead. You have 2 witness ya family cryin, you have 2 witness ya own funeral
and then u spend the rest of eternity with ya own thoughts. An eternity alone in a grave.

Now of course I know this isnt logical at all!! I do biology at uni for christ sake lol I just think this would be my "hell" thats why i wanna go 2 "heaven" lol

JoN dude u will learn i am the most open person ever and am really interested in stuff i dont
understand. Hey I would love 2 hear about ya spells/witchery. Is it witchery or wizardy?!? I agree
it shouldnt be for entertainment.
Dude the reason why i got hypnotised 1st was cus i was a skeptic! Chris got hypnotised cus
I was really messed up cus i needed 2 see some1 else go through it so i cud believe it wernt made up. Please go on with your art am very interested. how do u use it?

Steph- I take it you only briefly looked at the site?? When u get time have a good look. Look at the "Sick Room" now that is one
messed up idea. U'll see it properly if u buy the film but it
is well.. sick lol

What a creepy anaology! That would be horrible.

I'm not sure what I believe when it comes to 'heaven' and 'hell' but i do believe something happens. I really don't know where i stand. I believe only rapist, murderers and people committing serious crimes go to 'hell'. No one is perfect so only thoose who are cold and calous people go to 'hell' No one can live life by a book

Alot of Victorians had fears of being buried alive and had bells fitted to the coffins ..Blast cant think of the name of the little bell towers

Marc cant say I read any I'm more Greg Bear,Steve Harris, John Tigges & Anne Rice(The Vampire Lestat)

"Hi "They" is pretty good, have you seen cradle of fear?? lol cus no1 else as prob not if ya american. (I take it ya american?? "Rated M")"

Nope I'm not a yan... american

Here M is a tad behind R16 but I only ever see R16 at the movies, not on DVD

I'll look out for cradle of fear. What's the premise?

Personally I think older horror films am far better than recent
ones I mean 28 days later.. lame
my little eye.. lame
Halloween 100000202002 lol.. lame
The Ring.. gr8 but original was ace 2.

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Nah i saw that bit!!! Sick or what!! Made me wanna c more!!

AFTER READING ABOUT STORY 4 AND SEEING THE SICK CAM THING I WENT ON IT! (OPPS cap locks on)

Hi apparition asl? i'll doubt ya'll get cradle of fear unless u live in England. Has it's banned in all but two towns here.

Whats ya name btw so i dont have 2 call u apparition lol

The ring (japanese) was better than the remake!!

Most horror sequels suck