h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Humming, sprinkles a few cobwebs around, to give it a nice, homey feel. Ignores the groaning of the , who shares the cave with her. *

*Trembles with fear!*

*wanders in*

*admires*

hoopy place you got here

*gets the to breath fire, cooks sausages and makes * Help yourself

Hi there. Nice place you have here. *Sipps some .*

*drinks *

Oh, yes, the Beast and I are very comfortable here.
"Grraar gmph" *snort* (Carefully balancing a teacup in one enormous claw, he profers two other paws to be shaken... Hastily sheathing his claws, of course.)"Groooowr gurgle snarf!"
*passes around bisquits and sausages, seeming not to notice the rather large drumstick of suspicious-looking meat on the s plate...*

A pleasure to meet you, the Beast. *shakes claws.*

*shakes claw too*

The Beast: "More ? Tell me, what kind of decor do you think will go good in here? I was thinking about bringing in a decorator...

*moans* There goes my next 6 paychecks.

I like what you've done to it already. The whole spooky layer look really works. Maybe it could do with more rusty weaponry and a skeleten. I find that that sort of thing really adds to the athmosphere.

and ancient torture implements!