A Conversation for The Courtyard
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Dec 12, 2002
I think so.
Unless Legion gets here and tells them to go?
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 12, 2002
Well! Mistreating my orcs, are you? For shame! And as it happens, I rather think they're going to stay...
*Brandishes a scroll covered in calligraphy and dripping with seals. The heading reads: Incorporation Notice For the Barad-Dur Performing Arts Company*
My orcs are now a government-sponsored minority theeatre group, funded for staging orcish interpretations of Shakesperean classics. So if you want to turf them out, you'll be guilty of an official Hate Crime.
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Mystrunner Posted Dec 12, 2002
*Raises his hand and jumps up and down exitedly*
Oh! OH! Do they do shadow theatre? Do 'Deformed Rabbit', it's my favorite!
Or maybe Hamlet!
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 12, 2002
Their next show will be Macbeth - a daring re-visioning of the tragedy. Prepare to be awe-struck...
*Curtain up:*
>Enter Three Orcs
Orc #1: When shall we three...ummmm...we three...LINE!
Mr Legion: 
You rank amateurs! I pull you out of the gutter, and you reward me with crap! Come here!
>Exuent Three Orcs, pursued by an irate director with a crossbow.
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Odo Posted Dec 13, 2002
I think we should let them stay a little longer. Mr L. has great comedy value.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Dec 13, 2002
Well, looks like our Lord Commander likes them (Deformed Rabbit - someone's been reading to much Pratchett again) so I suppose we have no choice but let them stay.
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Odo Posted Dec 13, 2002
Do you think it'd help if we provided the orcs with some props. It would give them more scope for dramatic creativity, something along the lines of banging Mr Legion over the head with a cauldron in moments of distress.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Dec 13, 2002
True.
GOt any rotten fruit for tonight's performance?
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Odo Posted Dec 13, 2002
Well there are some 
s somewhere around, and some mildewed in the greenhouse.
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Odo Posted Dec 13, 2002
It must have been some of the 
that's floating round this place. It makes the 
very difficult to eat when they're busy hovering roung the 
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- 681: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Dec 12, 2002)
- 682: Anachronism (Dec 12, 2002)
- 683: Odo (Dec 12, 2002)
- 684: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Dec 12, 2002)
- 685: Mr. Legion (Dec 12, 2002)
- 686: Mystrunner (Dec 12, 2002)
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- 689: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Dec 13, 2002)
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