h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hathornefer puts on her hat and mounts her Arabian steed. Those that followed have been accepted to join the esteemed band of Knights . Those in this mighty castle though seeing fit to talk to me, do not think me worthy of being a member -- despite knightly behaviour and honour being clear in my addressing the court.

If the road I must travel is one I must travel alone then so be it -- though I will leave a calling card -- just incase it is a horrible oversight.

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I Hathornefer have knocked twice
with the desire of becoming a
member of your esteemed group
of Knights.
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Hath
x

You have already been signed up!

Rips up the note, jumps in the air for joy. Runs to her horse and goes of on a chocolate quest.

YAY I'm the Knight of Disturbed Sleep!!!

Hath
x

Right on!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I had the very great honour to be referred to this august body by FtW. I have spoken to my brothers in the Rosicrucians, and they have no objection to my joining this Society.

Therefore, I wish to offer my sword to you.

I seem to have brought along (purely by accident) a dredger or two of Ganymede's Flatly Superior (N.V.), which I hope you all enjoy. Goes well with cheese, I might add.

Should you deign me worthy, might I request the name of "Knight of the Living Dead". Not overly fussy, you understand.....

I have been a great admirer of the Knights for many hours, and hope that you can oblige me in my request; I am quite confident that you will find me a most worthy and obsequious leader.


Hearty Greetings,

P.

Kindly ladies and gentlemne, if you could find it in your hearts to make me Knight of Cool Elvish Names, I would be eternally at your service.

The real question is could we stand you for eternity! *s histeracally* Sorry I couldn't resist. I was just kidding by the way.

Certainly, and welcome!

I'll work on putting your name in soon.

This is marvellous news !



Perry.

Welcome Perry. You will like it here. Also pop over to my personal space and fill out the application for Duckman Industries Security Forces. Put in that you were recommended by me. ok?

Oh yeah and put a "Sir" in front of your name it will look good

So I would be Sir Gangorlas? What about females? Do they have to be sirs also?

Yes you must all be Sirs'!!!!
Mua ha ha haaaha!!
*evil laughter*
woo ha ha...ha...no not realy only if ya want to

Ok cool.

Great, thanks.

*wonders if there's the possibility of a holiday to the land of the dead that live*

Sorry, got distracted by the joining of Knight of the Living Dead and Knight of Cool Elvish Names.

If you manage to get the trip booked you might want to come to me as the Knight of disturbed sleep to make sure you can sleep at night when you are on holiday. At the very least I can provide you with a great recipe for hot chocolate, and perhaps a few tips to deal with those zombies you may well encounter.

Hath
x

Yeah, hit them!

with a sword

A very sharp sword.