h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here is a bit of bad poetry you may find appropriate, or not.

My mistress calls me,
She whispers sweet and low.
"Come on, you know you want to.
It's time for us to go!

Your kids are grown and gone,
Your wants and needs are few.
You know I'll satisfy you
Better than sitting home can do

Yes, I see the things you own,
But tell me and tell me true
If you just can't bear to leave your things
Isn't it they that own you?

Through all these years I've waited,
Wasting my time it seems.
While you've been busy chasing
Those other silly dreams.

Though you've flirted with me often," she says
"There's so much more that I could give.
I'm tired of this." she says
"I don't want another 'stolen' day.

Put on your gear, roll out your bike,
And come with me to stay!"

Can you guess my mistress?
Can you guess at all?
It's the open road, and my own soul
That's giving me this call!

Thank you Ralph. The clubhouse page has been updated

Nice work.



Bad

Lovely bit of verse. Deserves a .

Cheers
PR.

Aw, you guys are too kind. It's just something I did at w**k one night 'cause I was bored. 'Ya know, come up with a verse or two while I was w**king then write them down & do it again.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) most of what I do at w**k doesn't take much thought, so the mind can just go where it wants. Sometimes it goes some pretty weird places!!