A Conversation for Elton, the h2g2 Ham(p)ster

Greetings

Post 1

Roger the Baby Badger


Hello, Elton. My name is Roger, and I am a baby badger. Will you be my friend?


Greetings

Post 2

zendevil


Hello Roger. I am not Elton, but i am a fiend of his. Sadly, it seems that not many people say hello to Elton these days.

Sometimes, in these dark days, i fear for the welfare of Elton & his kind. I have even taken to late night Googling,

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I realise it is all to easy to become neurotic about the possibilities when the Doomsday clock can barely be discerned beneath the smoggy ozone layer of the battery hens...tick tock.

Nonetheless; we press on. I found some hedgehogs in frightfully Jimmy Choo gars marsks, but sadly they appear to have gone into hiding. Possibly our only hope rests with ferrets & badgers. Dark days, dark days....

zdt


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