h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there.

Not sure of the exact wording but:

Manny: I'm thinking of shaving the beard off.
Bernard: Good Idea. Why don't you shave it off, nail it to a frisby and fling it over a rainbow?

Hi! Excellent page!
More quotes:

Milwall, Milwall
You're all really dreadful
And all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated

Bernard: We’ll make some more! We’ll use some of the cheap stuff, nobody will ever know the difference.
Manny: But this cost £7000! He’s presenting this to the Pope!
Bernard: He won’t know the difference.
Manny: He’s the Pope! He’s used to the finer things!
Bernard: It’s all waffle! So nobody is prepared to admit that wine actually doesn’t have a taste.
Manny: But you can’t taste anything. You smoke eight bajillion cigarettes a day! What’s that?
Bernard: What?
Manny: What are you eating?
Bernard: It’s some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It’s a coaster.

It´s an impossible choice. I just hope that when I flip the coin it explodes and kills me.

Sorry to butt in on your conversation, but if
Researcher "toadstone"
would go back to there own page and then click on the "EDIT PAGE" button and then write a little something about your self then a ACE can come and welcome you there properly
Sorry for interrupting your conversation

Manda

I am a giant ear, waiting for your songs of goodness

I haven't seen the episode for a while... but what about the bit where Bernard hits the tomato and it continuously spews sauce out at Manny?