h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I, MotDoc, founder and head of the Holy Order of the Knights of the Angered Smiley . By the authority of the Holy Smiley and of Wonko the Insane, Bishop of the Temple of Smiley A1916967, I do hereby declare this temple and all of its followers to be guilty of the following sins against Smiley: heresy, heathenism, blasphemy, infidelism, idolatry... what else?...and beastiality. Thus you are ordered to dismantle this temple and worship publically at the Temple of Smiley, or else face the wrath of my crusaders . You don't want to be .

Any questions?

i, the founder, and leader of the temple to sheep, and the founder and leader of the sheep revolt, also known as something i cant remember right now... shall crush you. you have no chance against us

So be it! The crusade is declared . My crusaders shall kill your priests, pillage your temple, and burn it to the ground. Have at you!

*peaks*
how're ya doin against these heretics motdoc?

*peeks*
how're ya doin against these heretics motdoc?

No worries, Wonko. As soon as he sees the size of that axe you made me the priest will fall to his knees and worship Smiley as is proper.

ak forged it, i enchanted it.

hmmm.. lets consider something.... i have magical powers far greater than any you can muster
i shall sit here and do nothing while you THINK you are pillaging and burning... but really, i invented this place, its all in my mind. when you are done, i shall recreate it in any image i choose...

you have no chance against my might, so you should just run away before this gets out of hand...

i we don't take kindly to people that think they are high and mighty.

not that saying that yuou have magical powers higher than any we can muster means anything.
of course if you're gonna be a bad sport about it we'll just go attack someone else.

Huh...that’s quite like you Smiley-less heretics to simply ignore the light and stand by as your temple is smashed to bits. Dunno why we even bothered trying to enlighten you...
-MotDoc

we should find a more optimistic religion to crusade against. and they need a lot more believers.

I’ll look into it.

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*temple is back to normal....*

muahhaahhahahahahahahhahahaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahahahahaahahahhahahahaa

oh thanks, now it's all wide.

hahahahaha, cant your insanity deal with that?
muah, i rule my temple!

the point is, come worship !




*shakes head* infidels... heretics...