h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. and Magical Trevor

Daisy daisy give me your answer do.


Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear

On Mother Kelly's Doorstep

That old favourite
There's an old mill by the stream nellie Dean


Jessie By Janis Ian-Great Song
The Legand Of Jessie James by some country singer, think it was Waylon Jennings
Tom Tom Turnaround Smokie

Big Bad John..

Kelly from the Isle of Man, or is that Skye?

Georgie Best a tribute by Brian kennedy

Maggie Mai

Love grows where my Rosemary goes
Ramona the mission bells are ringing up above
And talking of the Bachelors Didn't they record a song called Diana.
And we mustn't forget their hit
I wonder why you keep me waiting, Charmaine, my Charmaine.
And for a laugh
There's a fella down our chip shop thinks he's Elvis.
And
Tell Laura I love her.

There was the song Juliet don't you forget

and Dire Straits Romeo & Juliet

Ruby Tuesday
The Stones

ok I stand corrected this thread isn't dead

Polly
by Nirvana

Little Saint Nick
Beach Boys

Marta, ramblin' rose of the wild wood.
Which brings me to recall..
Wildwood Rose, a song recorded by Carlene Carter about a girl called Rose who sang in a country band with her grandmother.
Wake up little Susie by the Everly Brothers.
And who could forget the Beverly Hillbillies theme tune.
There once was a man by the name of Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed....
Jimmy Newman by John Denver
Rita the Meter maid by Beatles.

Ricky Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan

Billy Jean - That weird little white boy

Angie - The Rolling Stones

Oh My Darling Clementine - (How low can I get???)

Hey Jude - we done that one yet?

David Watts



Bassman

Keep your mind on the driving, keep your hands on the wheel, keep those snoopy little eyes on the road ahead. We're having fun, sitting in the back seat, a hugging and a kissing with Fred.


Mona Lisa, Nat King Cole

Sweet a little Shelia, you know I like to see her, blue eyes and a pony tail.

The old Bee Gees song New York Mining disaster 1941:
Have you seen my wife Mr Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud you'll cause a landslide, Mr Jones

Dare I add Frosty the snowman?

If we're going into lyrics....

Trotsky.... Lenin, Sancho Panza.... No More Heroes - The Stranglers

How about Choosy Suzie - also the Stranglers.



Bassman

Marty Robbins recorded a song called El Paso about a Mexican girl called Perlida was it Ferlida? Can't recall.

Micheal Jackson recorded a song about a rat it was called Ben

Pandora's Box
Aerosmith

Hoe about Bridget the Midget?
Luncenbach Texas-is that how it's spelt- by Waylon Jennings where he sings the names of Waylon & Willie Nelson.
"I'm going back to luncenbach Texas with Waylon Willie & The boys"
And Wilie Nelson song
Me & Paul

Janie's got a gun = Aerosmith

Frankie and Johnny were lovers.. = various